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Bryce
@statcrux.bsky.social
· Feb 15
someone seeing my phone: Bluesky. Sounds peaceful. Is that a meditation app?
me: It’s where I watch the world ending in real time
me: It’s where I watch the world ending in real time
from an album in my phone called “the rebellion”
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November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
from an album in my phone called “the rebellion”
5yo: Why is it called DI-arrhea if you don’t die from it?
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
5yo: Why is it called DI-arrhea if you don’t die from it?
Had a story accepted by The Hopkins Review :)
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Had a story accepted by The Hopkins Review :)
*nodding sagely as I read on Wikipedia* Auroras are the result of disturbances in the Earth's magnetosphere caused by enhanced speeds of solar wind from coronal holes and coronal mass ejections
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*nodding sagely as I read on Wikipedia* Auroras are the result of disturbances in the Earth's magnetosphere caused by enhanced speeds of solar wind from coronal holes and coronal mass ejections
To put this in alpha terms: Joyce Carol Oates is dragging Musk the way Achilles dragged Hector
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
To put this in alpha terms: Joyce Carol Oates is dragging Musk the way Achilles dragged Hector
One way to make the case for the humanities is to show how 87-year-old Joyce Carol Oates can just easily demolish the richest man in history
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
One way to make the case for the humanities is to show how 87-year-old Joyce Carol Oates can just easily demolish the richest man in history
Welp. Held out to November 10 before putting on Home Alone
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Welp. Held out to November 10 before putting on Home Alone
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“But is it not rather that art rescues nature from the weary and sated regards of our senses, and the degrading injustice of our anxious everyday life, and, appealing to the imagination, which dwells apart, reveals Nature in some degree as she really is, and as she represents herself…
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“But is it not rather that art rescues nature from the weary and sated regards of our senses, and the degrading injustice of our anxious everyday life, and, appealing to the imagination, which dwells apart, reveals Nature in some degree as she really is, and as she represents herself…
5yo: Dad, why do you smell like eighteen frogs in the military?
November 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
5yo: Dad, why do you smell like eighteen frogs in the military?
I just watched a clip of JD Vance and within one second he uttered “the Chuck Schumer-AOC wing of the Democratic Party”
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I just watched a clip of JD Vance and within one second he uttered “the Chuck Schumer-AOC wing of the Democratic Party”
When Luthen said, “What is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future…”
I felt that
I felt that
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When Luthen said, “What is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency for someone else's future…”
I felt that
I felt that
Half of maga: ugghhh stupid libs only have one argument and it’s comparing us to Nazis
Other half of maga: HITLER RULES!!!!!
Other half of maga: HITLER RULES!!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Half of maga: ugghhh stupid libs only have one argument and it’s comparing us to Nazis
Other half of maga: HITLER RULES!!!!!
Other half of maga: HITLER RULES!!!!!
Tonight we eat sandwiches
November 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tonight we eat sandwiches
me: No more talking, buddy. Goodnight.
5yo: I prayed but it didn’t work.
me: What did you pray for?
5yo: For you not to say that
5yo: I prayed but it didn’t work.
me: What did you pray for?
5yo: For you not to say that
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
me: No more talking, buddy. Goodnight.
5yo: I prayed but it didn’t work.
me: What did you pray for?
5yo: For you not to say that
5yo: I prayed but it didn’t work.
me: What did you pray for?
5yo: For you not to say that
You guys weren’t kidding. Andor rules
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
You guys weren’t kidding. Andor rules
Don’t ask why but I’m actually listening to Tucker Carlson’s interview of Nick Fuentes and learned that Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire was pivotal in launching Fuentes’ deeply antisemitic career (oops)
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Don’t ask why but I’m actually listening to Tucker Carlson’s interview of Nick Fuentes and learned that Ben Shapiro’s Daily Wire was pivotal in launching Fuentes’ deeply antisemitic career (oops)
One of those rare nights I’m just scrolling my phone smiling
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One of those rare nights I’m just scrolling my phone smiling
I couldn’t remember Kafka’s nationality and then I was like oh, right, German-speaking Jewish Czech Bohemian Austro-Hungarian something something
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I couldn’t remember Kafka’s nationality and then I was like oh, right, German-speaking Jewish Czech Bohemian Austro-Hungarian something something
I love getting a notification on Facebook telling me I have a notification on Instagram telling me there’s a Thread I might be (but am definitely not) interested in
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love getting a notification on Facebook telling me I have a notification on Instagram telling me there’s a Thread I might be (but am definitely not) interested in
Need to get an exact replica of the remote control for the baby to play with
November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Need to get an exact replica of the remote control for the baby to play with
Starting to think Kafka should be approached primarily as a humorist
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Starting to think Kafka should be approached primarily as a humorist
How do microphones in movies know to make that deafening feedback sound when someone is being awkward
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How do microphones in movies know to make that deafening feedback sound when someone is being awkward