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Bryce
@statcrux.bsky.social
· Feb 15
someone seeing my phone: Bluesky. Sounds peaceful. Is that a meditation app?
me: It’s where I watch the world ending in real time
me: It’s where I watch the world ending in real time
Phone has reached the point where I have to cast a delicate spell for it to charge
January 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Phone has reached the point where I have to cast a delicate spell for it to charge
evangelical colleges be like “It’s not Religious Studies, it’s Relationship Studies.”
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
evangelical colleges be like “It’s not Religious Studies, it’s Relationship Studies.”
Hm. 551 songs on the shuffling playlist. I think of one, don’t say it aloud. It plays next
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Hm. 551 songs on the shuffling playlist. I think of one, don’t say it aloud. It plays next
For the new year I was trying to think of an alternative to scrolling that is equally easy and accessible anywhere and can be done in short bursts and isn’t taxing and I invented this thing called prayer
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
For the new year I was trying to think of an alternative to scrolling that is equally easy and accessible anywhere and can be done in short bursts and isn’t taxing and I invented this thing called prayer
Is there a cozy rainy murder mystery with top-tier prose?
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Is there a cozy rainy murder mystery with top-tier prose?
Happy New Year to all the nice friends in my phone
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Happy New Year to all the nice friends in my phone
Reposted by Bryce
Theology friends: what do you think of Matthew Levering?
I want to read theology, but the hardest part is figuring out who to read.
(rt if you have theology followers?)
I want to read theology, but the hardest part is figuring out who to read.
(rt if you have theology followers?)
January 1, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Theology friends: what do you think of Matthew Levering?
I want to read theology, but the hardest part is figuring out who to read.
(rt if you have theology followers?)
I want to read theology, but the hardest part is figuring out who to read.
(rt if you have theology followers?)
About three months ago I realized I could eat hash browns and eggs every day for lunch and haven’t looked back
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM
About three months ago I realized I could eat hash browns and eggs every day for lunch and haven’t looked back
Bro, why are you even contemplating forgetting my acquaintance? That’s rude, bro
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bro, why are you even contemplating forgetting my acquaintance? That’s rude, bro
Did I just hear “sweet Nicaea” in a Geese song
December 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Did I just hear “sweet Nicaea” in a Geese song
5yo: Is God everywhere?
me: Yes.
5yo: Even— (cackling) even in our butt?
me: Yes.
5yo: Even— (cackling) even in our butt?
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
5yo: Is God everywhere?
me: Yes.
5yo: Even— (cackling) even in our butt?
me: Yes.
5yo: Even— (cackling) even in our butt?
You’re telling me this whole Siberian orchestra is trans?
December 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You’re telling me this whole Siberian orchestra is trans?
Reposted by Bryce
After a partridge and two doves I’d be like “I’m good on birds”
December 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
After a partridge and two doves I’d be like “I’m good on birds”
Reposted by Bryce
“The first Noel the angel did say”
Yes, tell me
“Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay”
Cool, what’d they say though
“In fields where they lay tending their sheep”
Right
“On a cold winter’s night that was so deep”
This better be worth the wait
“Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel”
Yes, tell me
“Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay”
Cool, what’d they say though
“In fields where they lay tending their sheep”
Right
“On a cold winter’s night that was so deep”
This better be worth the wait
“Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel”
December 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
“The first Noel the angel did say”
Yes, tell me
“Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay”
Cool, what’d they say though
“In fields where they lay tending their sheep”
Right
“On a cold winter’s night that was so deep”
This better be worth the wait
“Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel”
Yes, tell me
“Was to certain poor shepherds
In fields as they lay”
Cool, what’d they say though
“In fields where they lay tending their sheep”
Right
“On a cold winter’s night that was so deep”
This better be worth the wait
“Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel”
I forgot how Christmas means my unhandy ass has to assemble like ten complicated toys stat
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I forgot how Christmas means my unhandy ass has to assemble like ten complicated toys stat
Never thought I’d say this about a Vince Gilligan show but Pluribus is dragging on
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Never thought I’d say this about a Vince Gilligan show but Pluribus is dragging on
Did Angel Studios accidentally make the creepy evil masked Amalekites in the new David movie an allegory for ICE?
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Did Angel Studios accidentally make the creepy evil masked Amalekites in the new David movie an allegory for ICE?
I’ve liked pretty much everything I’ve read by Denis Johnson. Train Dreams is haunting, harrowing, and beautiful
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’ve liked pretty much everything I’ve read by Denis Johnson. Train Dreams is haunting, harrowing, and beautiful
What I’m gathering is Trump appears in 90% of the Epstein files
Garcia: In our initial estimation—It could be that we're only getting about 10% of what the DOJ has. And of that 10%, 5% of that has already been released. And the other 5% is highly redacted. So we're getting very little so far
December 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What I’m gathering is Trump appears in 90% of the Epstein files
Sorry I’m late, my heart got shattered watching a Japanese woman get married to her AI boyfriend, sliding a ring onto his non-existent finger
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Sorry I’m late, my heart got shattered watching a Japanese woman get married to her AI boyfriend, sliding a ring onto his non-existent finger
What’s the evolutionary advantage of a toddler intentionally head-butting hard surfaces
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What’s the evolutionary advantage of a toddler intentionally head-butting hard surfaces
Microdosing the freedom of non-parents by going to the bathroom
December 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Microdosing the freedom of non-parents by going to the bathroom
Not sure exactly how I feel about Wake Up Dead Man but the final image of the movie has me thinking of the sacred heart of Jesus and how his cross is the Tree of Life and his eucharistic blood is its fruit
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Not sure exactly how I feel about Wake Up Dead Man but the final image of the movie has me thinking of the sacred heart of Jesus and how his cross is the Tree of Life and his eucharistic blood is its fruit
When did they start calling influenza the flu? When will covid be the vid?
December 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
When did they start calling influenza the flu? When will covid be the vid?
It seems like AI videos of people hitting ICE with baseball bats should be illegal
(via Facebook)
(via Facebook)
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It seems like AI videos of people hitting ICE with baseball bats should be illegal
(via Facebook)
(via Facebook)