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Dave
@starwad.bsky.social
Cars, rockets, electronics, 3D printing, gaming, TTRPG. Just a weird dude doing weird things.
Even more relevant today ...
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
8 Senators just made it to the "primary their asses out" list
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
My morning pre-coffee face.
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
So the party of “less government” has pulled another socialism. Love this for us.
September 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hot take: std::move is stupid.

Seriously guys, pull your heads out of your asses and get modern. Or not. Up to you.
August 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My last pickup averaged 15 MPG, was a pain in the ass to park anywhere and had 100 lb less load capacity than my mew Maverick. Small pickups are awesome! I only wish Ford offered this in a two door compact, with a 5.5’ bed. I’ll make do.
August 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Off to fight political battles near the mothership 😤
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oh good! I need a new umbrella for my new truck. (grab!)
Please help me bring back the #DareMightyThings umbrella inspired by the Perseverance rover parachute! 🪂🤖

Sold out, but I really want to reorder them. To do that we need 25 pre-orders! ✨

Pre-order yours here:
sciencesocks.co/prod...

Will you help me? Please like and repost! :)
🔭🧪🐡🎨
July 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
July 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Yes, I drink “coffee” at work. Who’s asking?
July 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Rot in hell Swaggart. The lives you ruined in your swindles will never be repaid. There is not a hole deep enough for you and your kind.
July 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m raising monsters.
July 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We all need more jazz hands gator in our lives.
a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths
July 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I never thought Ryan Gosling would have to compete with Ray Porter for "who played this role best". Skeptical, but excited to see this!
First look at Project Hail Mary (2026)!! 🤩

First teaser trailer, next week. I can't wait for this ambitious sci-fi movie.
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Never let children be made of highly flammable materials covered in accelerants to prove a point.
Sparklers burn at 2000 degrees Fahrenheit. Never let kids play with sparklers.
June 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Being a morning person sucks, I want to go back to being a night owl 😫
June 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Not only is it not dead yet, but it’s growing. I swear it’s just trying to foster a false sense of security before it makes a sudden and very dramatic turn.
June 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
She’s such a little goblin (affectionate)
June 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Kei trucks perform most, if not all of what every full size American pickup does on a daily basis. We have a grotesque obsession with oversized vehicles.
June 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I trimmed her back after she stopped blooming a couple months ago, now this.
June 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
He's not quite sure what he is either.
May 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
RIP Norm :(
May 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sometimes the best thing you can do when making oatmeal is to forget you're making oatmeal.

Sometimes the worst thing you can do when making oatmeal is to forget you're making oatmeal.

(there is no middle ground)
May 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hacktivism! Let’s fucking goooooo!
“In one video… a voice claiming to be Zuckerberg says that “it’s normal to feel uncomfortable or even violated as we forcefully insert AI into every facet of your conscious experience. And I just want to assure you, you don’t need to worry because there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop it.””
Silicon Valley crosswalk buttons apparently hacked to imitate Musk, Zuckerberg voices
Crosswalk buttons along the mid-Peninsula appear to have been hacked, so that when pressed, voices professing to be Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk begin speaking.
www.paloaltoonline.com
April 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Reskeet with an image of your favorite James Bond. (wrong answers only)
April 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM