This galaxy-brained shithead “it’s actually the people complaining about the problem that are the real problem!”

Gee man I thought the user experience was supposed to take precedence over your friend being irritated about doing his job but that’s my mistake! And when you’re banning people from the platform for complaining, *every post you make on this platform* is fair game for criticism. Hope that helps!

Never apologize for calling either of these guys bitches. They’re smugly hiding behind an ancient twitter meme to avoid taking any responsibility for the website they operate

Killin’ Them Softly was five presidents ago

If you see something like “Ben Affleck, 53, will star with Matt Damon, 54, in the new film by Christopher Nolan, 55” you should raise an eyebrow

It’s just predictive text. The style is to use the subject’s age with a quote or when it relates to the story, like “‘Magic Beds are real’,” says Trump, 79.” But AI does it when it introduces a subject, like “Ben Affleck, 53, will host SNL with Matt Damon, 54.” It’s not wrong, just not quite right.

It might be intentional! But deleting a weird video about magic beds is maniac behavior rather than old guy behavior so his age doesn’t connect as a joke to me, just superfluous information.

So did I, for like ten minutes

You’ll see it a lot in smaller publications and content farms