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Tyson Bagent is Joe Montana out there throwing to future Footlocker employees every preseason, if your dude was so much better than the competition it would show
August 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tyson Bagent is Joe Montana out there throwing to future Footlocker employees every preseason, if your dude was so much better than the competition it would show
We must put him into the laboratory for three years and when he emerges he may be......David Garrard
August 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We must put him into the laboratory for three years and when he emerges he may be......David Garrard
Damn right. Desipio Message Boards shaped the internet's best deviants
August 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Damn right. Desipio Message Boards shaped the internet's best deviants
I have a suggestion
August 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I have a suggestion
I get why my film bros still think there's hope. I get why my analytical nerds are like lol. Lmao. I'm more the latter, but man you just don't see a guy show "it" as often as he does and still suck.
August 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I get why my film bros still think there's hope. I get why my analytical nerds are like lol. Lmao. I'm more the latter, but man you just don't see a guy show "it" as often as he does and still suck.
Usually when they say a guy "flashes" they just mean "had moments where his fuck ass process still got results" like the Trubisky 6 TD game. But Richardson legitimately flashes moments of anticipation and pocket presence and processing that are so good and then buries them in miles of shit.
August 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Usually when they say a guy "flashes" they just mean "had moments where his fuck ass process still got results" like the Trubisky 6 TD game. But Richardson legitimately flashes moments of anticipation and pocket presence and processing that are so good and then buries them in miles of shit.
Like I have devoted way too much of my time to the analytics of football to believe that a guy can have what is quite easily the least accurate passing season since the merger and just be fine the next year. But I don't know the guys who are truly bad just don't seem to have those moments either
August 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Like I have devoted way too much of my time to the analytics of football to believe that a guy can have what is quite easily the least accurate passing season since the merger and just be fine the next year. But I don't know the guys who are truly bad just don't seem to have those moments either
I think it's probably a better Supermam movie than it is just a movie I'm sure there's plot and pacing issues normal people care about that I just don't because I took my boys to see a Superman movie and they thought it was awesome and recognized it was actually fuckin Superman
July 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I think it's probably a better Supermam movie than it is just a movie I'm sure there's plot and pacing issues normal people care about that I just don't because I took my boys to see a Superman movie and they thought it was awesome and recognized it was actually fuckin Superman
Also I'm glad we've finally broken the "superman only knows what to do when Jor Els hologram ghost tells him" thing. As far as I'm concerned Jor El only ever needs to put the baby on a rocket and die.
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Also I'm glad we've finally broken the "superman only knows what to do when Jor Els hologram ghost tells him" thing. As far as I'm concerned Jor El only ever needs to put the baby on a rocket and die.
This is great because Superman has such a vast background to draw from it's been frustrating seeing the movies get stuck playing mostly within the parameters of the Donnerverse
July 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
This is great because Superman has such a vast background to draw from it's been frustrating seeing the movies get stuck playing mostly within the parameters of the Donnerverse
Superman 2025 feels like the first one to use the comics and even stuff like Smallville and the Bruce Timm animated stuff as it's primary source, there's tons of All Star and Birthright especially in there.
July 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Superman 2025 feels like the first one to use the comics and even stuff like Smallville and the Bruce Timm animated stuff as it's primary source, there's tons of All Star and Birthright especially in there.
II-IV are direct sequels, Returns is a weird masturbatory sequel/homage to an unreleased directors cut of Superman II. Almost everything in Man of Steel is something that happens in Superman I or II, just aggressively repackaged and desaturated to show This Ain't Ur Dad's Superman
July 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
II-IV are direct sequels, Returns is a weird masturbatory sequel/homage to an unreleased directors cut of Superman II. Almost everything in Man of Steel is something that happens in Superman I or II, just aggressively repackaged and desaturated to show This Ain't Ur Dad's Superman
Also I don't even know if they're on here but I laughed incredibly hard at Alyssa managing to make a Superman review that was mostly just "Go Birds" extremely on brand there
July 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Also I don't even know if they're on here but I laughed incredibly hard at Alyssa managing to make a Superman review that was mostly just "Go Birds" extremely on brand there
I saw your review on letterboxd and agreed but I gave it an extra star on account of being an unapologetic DC nerd who had a great time watching Superman with his kids.
July 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I saw your review on letterboxd and agreed but I gave it an extra star on account of being an unapologetic DC nerd who had a great time watching Superman with his kids.
And there was a moment where things looked Grim and I heard Augie mutter to himself "it's okay..he's coming" and then superman fucking supermanned
July 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
And there was a moment where things looked Grim and I heard Augie mutter to himself "it's okay..he's coming" and then superman fucking supermanned
What matters to me is I took both boys and there was a moment where Superman was flying and they were both absolutely locked on the screen, mouths ajaw, believing a man could fly.
July 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
What matters to me is I took both boys and there was a moment where Superman was flying and they were both absolutely locked on the screen, mouths ajaw, believing a man could fly.
Yeah this is why i am a dark knight rises defender. It's a total mess that absolutely nails the heart and the characters and that's all I really care about comics are rarely about Tight Logical Plots.
July 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah this is why i am a dark knight rises defender. It's a total mess that absolutely nails the heart and the characters and that's all I really care about comics are rarely about Tight Logical Plots.
It's probably an objective 3 stars but it so nails what I want from my big blue boy scout that it's an easy 4.5 for me
July 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It's probably an objective 3 stars but it so nails what I want from my big blue boy scout that it's an easy 4.5 for me
Text me when you get around to it.
July 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Text me when you get around to it.
60% of the time he works every time.
March 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
60% of the time he works every time.