Michael Starrbury
@starrbury.com
Writer: “The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete” and “When They See Us”. Showrunner: “Colin In Black & White”.
Cool stories, bro.
Cool stories, bro.
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
July 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith
March 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith
Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.
March 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.
Same joke. Different results. What does it mean? I have no idea. I have double the followers on Threads. That could be why, I guess. My corny jokes always get more 👀's there.
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
March 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Same joke. Different results. What does it mean? I have no idea. I have double the followers on Threads. That could be why, I guess. My corny jokes always get more 👀's there.
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
He stole the Declaration of Independence...
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
March 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He stole the Declaration of Independence...
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
"Welcome, oh fortunate few! You may enter our hallowed grounds if you're white, wealthy, and can afford the five million dollar subscription fee."
March 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Welcome, oh fortunate few! You may enter our hallowed grounds if you're white, wealthy, and can afford the five million dollar subscription fee."
If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew".
*citation needed.
*citation needed.
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew".
*citation needed.
*citation needed.
That time in 2023 when I tried to draw the Cybertruck from memory.
March 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
That time in 2023 when I tried to draw the Cybertruck from memory.
I’ve been in formed the fix is in.
March 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I’ve been in formed the fix is in.
As long as they spell it right on the Oscar. 😜
March 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
As long as they spell it right on the Oscar. 😜
My heart says Tesla is done. My head says the system is so corrupt that the stock price will double when Musk Tweets that CyberTruck horns have been upgraded to have surround sound fart noises.
March 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My heart says Tesla is done. My head says the system is so corrupt that the stock price will double when Musk Tweets that CyberTruck horns have been upgraded to have surround sound fart noises.
Some of you think things are just now getting bad, but I'm here to tell you that things have
March 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Some of you think things are just now getting bad, but I'm here to tell you that things have
Watching "The Apprentice" (2024) and they put that scene in the movie.
March 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Watching "The Apprentice" (2024) and they put that scene in the movie.
It’s not cowardice, my BlueSky friends. Cowardice implies they are afraid to do the right thing. What we are witnessing is compliance. And it’s not just the GOP.
March 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s not cowardice, my BlueSky friends. Cowardice implies they are afraid to do the right thing. What we are witnessing is compliance. And it’s not just the GOP.
Me when I correct Grammarly.
February 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me when I correct Grammarly.
It's my birthday, and I'm trolling everybody who texts me.
February 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's my birthday, and I'm trolling everybody who texts me.
I told the fam that I was done buying ridiculously expensive (but amazing!) cars that I could only drive in the spring/summer now I find out a Lamborghini dealership is coming to Minnesota.
February 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I told the fam that I was done buying ridiculously expensive (but amazing!) cars that I could only drive in the spring/summer now I find out a Lamborghini dealership is coming to Minnesota.
Democrats should change their logo from a donkey to this
February 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Democrats should change their logo from a donkey to this
Since I'm bullish on the spec script market, I'm going to use this thread to track my recently completed spec's journey.
While I was writing, I mentioned it to a director and promised him the first look.
Sent it to the director on 01/24/25. On 01/26/25 he texted me back.
While I was writing, I mentioned it to a director and promised him the first look.
Sent it to the director on 01/24/25. On 01/26/25 he texted me back.
February 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Since I'm bullish on the spec script market, I'm going to use this thread to track my recently completed spec's journey.
While I was writing, I mentioned it to a director and promised him the first look.
Sent it to the director on 01/24/25. On 01/26/25 he texted me back.
While I was writing, I mentioned it to a director and promised him the first look.
Sent it to the director on 01/24/25. On 01/26/25 he texted me back.