Michael Starrbury
@starrbury.com
Writer: “The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete” and “When They See Us”. Showrunner: “Colin In Black & White”.
Cool stories, bro.
Cool stories, bro.
2025 checklist:
Eat healthier ❌
Sell multiple TV series ✔️
Kick a Nazi in the balls ❌ (but there's still time!)
Eat healthier ❌
Sell multiple TV series ✔️
Kick a Nazi in the balls ❌ (but there's still time!)
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
2025 checklist:
Eat healthier ❌
Sell multiple TV series ✔️
Kick a Nazi in the balls ❌ (but there's still time!)
Eat healthier ❌
Sell multiple TV series ✔️
Kick a Nazi in the balls ❌ (but there's still time!)
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
July 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I hear your trepidation, sir but this here’s ginuwine fixdat tonic. Triple-brewed in a glabbernox kettle and strained through the finest hogmuck linens. One swig’ll janglify your snucks, fangle your sneeks and have you skippin’ like a blundercoon on fresh-baked fiddleberry pie. Just 2 bits a bottle.
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
July 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I asked Grok a couple of questions.
I'm really surprised that Trump is covering it up. He's such a standup guy. I thought for sure he'd be like, "All right. You got me. I'm on the list. I did it. I'm ready for prison now".
July 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm really surprised that Trump is covering it up. He's such a standup guy. I thought for sure he'd be like, "All right. You got me. I'm on the list. I did it. I'm ready for prison now".
For the six people who will see this, I just want you to know that Donald Trump is an F'ing liar.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
July 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
For the six people who will see this, I just want you to know that Donald Trump is an F'ing liar.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
...What if they were, though? 👀
They're saying the Epstein files were in there.
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
July 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
...What if they were, though? 👀
They're saying the Epstein files were in there.
SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft exploded on its test stand on Wednesday, sending a large fireball into the sky. The company had cleared personnel from around the site. wapo.st/4kUmz6G
June 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
They're saying the Epstein files were in there.
This doesn't seem sus at all.
Minnesota shooter texted roommates www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...
June 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This doesn't seem sus at all.
My review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete. #Filmsky
A ★★★★★ review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete (2013)
I wrote this film. Of course I'm going to give it Five Stars!
boxd.it
May 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My review of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete. #Filmsky
⤵️ Check below for an "All Vampires Matter" post. ⤵️
After you watch Sinners, you should read George R.R. Martin’s excellent and underrated vampire novel
After you watch Sinners, you should read George R.R. Martin’s excellent and underrated vampire novel
The Game of Thrones author writes more than great fantasy stories
www.polygon.com
April 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
⤵️ Check below for an "All Vampires Matter" post. ⤵️
I see some Bluesky users are doing that old 'follow thousands of people then unfollow them Twitter trick' to make their accounts seem bigger.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I see some Bluesky users are doing that old 'follow thousands of people then unfollow them Twitter trick' to make their accounts seem bigger.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
I'm not mad at it. Get yours how you get yours, I guess. You're not getting me, though.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks swept the Pacers but I'm just gonna say Bucks in Six out of respect for the nation.
#FearTheDeer
#FearTheDeer
April 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if the Bucks swept the Pacers but I'm just gonna say Bucks in Six out of respect for the nation.
#FearTheDeer
#FearTheDeer
Man. George Soros is going to be broke after today.
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Man. George Soros is going to be broke after today.
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith
March 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
LeBron James vs Stephen A. Smith
Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.
March 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Just because you're ordering airstrikes doesn't mean you're not hungry, I guess.
America watching intel officials lie to the Senate and get away with it.
a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
media.tenor.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
America watching intel officials lie to the Senate and get away with it.
After some cursory research, it seems Trump and Musk could be turning their supporters into Travis Bickle clones.
March 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
After some cursory research, it seems Trump and Musk could be turning their supporters into Travis Bickle clones.
Same joke. Different results. What does it mean? I have no idea. I have double the followers on Threads. That could be why, I guess. My corny jokes always get more 👀's there.
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
March 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Same joke. Different results. What does it mean? I have no idea. I have double the followers on Threads. That could be why, I guess. My corny jokes always get more 👀's there.
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
Who has the tips and tricks to unlock Bluesky?
He stole the Declaration of Independence...
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
March 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
He stole the Declaration of Independence...
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
He found a city of gold...
Now, France needs him to steal the biggest symbol of freedom the world has ever known.
"Welcome, oh fortunate few! You may enter our hallowed grounds if you're white, wealthy, and can afford the five million dollar subscription fee."
March 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Welcome, oh fortunate few! You may enter our hallowed grounds if you're white, wealthy, and can afford the five million dollar subscription fee."
This can't be true. All I ever hear about is how the lamestream, left-wing, liberal media controls everything. 😏
1. What you see here is clearest illustration why things are so messed up and why it cannot get any better until this asymmetry is addressed.
Put simply: the right-wing has narrative dominance.
My org @mmfa.bsky.social did this study and has been sounding this alarm for years. Some thoughts...
Put simply: the right-wing has narrative dominance.
My org @mmfa.bsky.social did this study and has been sounding this alarm for years. Some thoughts...
March 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This can't be true. All I ever hear about is how the lamestream, left-wing, liberal media controls everything. 😏
If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew".
*citation needed.
*citation needed.
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If you need more reasons to be anti-Tesla, remember when *Tupac said "F Tesla as a staff, record label, and as a motherf'n crew".
*citation needed.
*citation needed.