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⚠️ Monster Fucker ✦ Furry ✦ Weird Bug Guy ✦ Dead media necromancer ✦ Actual Adult
⚠️ Weird kinks & other cringe nonsense ✦ hyperfixations: ZaDR / Irkens + Veddie + Fizzmodeus
🍋 Be kind to me 💖 🏳️‍⚧️♿️🏳️‍🌈
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All my art/writing kinda sucks rn and I’m sorry :c
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Zim’s full name is Zimothy Just A Normal Human Guy.

Sorry these sketches suck. I’ve been slowly working on this while catching up on my other obsessions and wallowing in a disappointingly shallow pool of depression.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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I regret not decorating @hel-yasss.bsky.social ‘s party with these skellies the way they came packed — shamelessly 69-ing
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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What if the events of The Trial happened way later when Zim & Dib are friends (& Keef is there cuz why not) and the trauma of being Existence Evaluated breaks Zim to the point where he completely disappears for a bit?

… what if I didn’t put a little piece of myself into all my HCs?
[1/???]
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Depending on what comes next, my trust issues are either getting better or worse ,,,
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
Sorry for the lack of art — I’ve been mainly drawing shitty vent art while traveling & taking pictures of architecture & abandoned shit & the sky. (+trying to get the medical system to give a shit about my failing health but what else is new?)

I want to get back to drawing at least one thing a day🌟
October 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
And for everyone wondering how I’m doing ,,,
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
Forgot to post this a couple months back, but hey it’s more relevant than ever so ✌️ 💖

[⚠️ Vent Art — Gore + Blood + Violence]
September 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Last two messages I EVER received from them. Would you not be fucking concerned as shit and assume this is still your partner?????
September 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Hoping someone can help me out here …

I’m Xel/Mojo’s partner & I haven’t heard from them in about 10 months now. I’m extremely worried. Idk what’s going on.

I know they usually don’t talk to anyone when they’re having a hard time, so this is a huge reach but I’m hoping [1/3]
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
Well.
Shit.
You did it again.
You thought people finally understood you.
September 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
Totally ate shit yesterday and I WISH it was for a cool af reason like skating but it was for dumbshit reason
( ╥ ᴗ ╥)
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
Sometimes loyalty isn’t just a promise; it’s also a threat.
March 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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“Hope you’re doing okay!”

Hhhhh— yeah I’m ffiiii—…
💀🔥
March 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
I don’t think I posted the full thing. Too bad these are lewd cuz they’re also super cute 💖
March 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
starlitvesper.bsky.social
… And then I write it completely out of order and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this method and it’s DEFINITELY not why I’ve had to go back and overhaul things and then not updated in like 3 years … 🙃
March 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Rough draft of next tattoo ✨

I do seem to have a type 🤔 (the scrungliest guy you know + some kinda weird alien)
#veddie #symbrock
February 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Bringing back some super old art from when I saw Venom 2.

I watched Last Dance yesterday and by comparison my whole family was like, “They can’t kill off Venom he’s Eddie’s SOUL MATE!!!!”
February 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Cuddles and antenna rubs :3
💖
February 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I’m holding it together fine and my patience is boundless ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა ❤️‍🩹💔
February 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I’ll never be speedy at art because I’m too infatuated with doing line art like it’s zen gardening.

Even my vent art.

[‼️amputation/abuse/stitches]
February 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I promise I’m gonna finish all my fics 😭 I’m working on an overhaul on some of them before I continue updating, which I’m sooooo close to being able to do!

archiveofourown.org/users/Starli...

And my dark/fringe kink stuff:
archiveofourown.org/users/Defect...
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Me: It’s just a short, silly little ABDL/forced regression kink fic 💖

The novel-length fic: *explores ideas of jealousy/control, purity of motives, and the lies we tell ourselves to justify our desperate (and sometimes selfish) actions*
“Well, Dib and Zim have been together romantically for years, and I was always sort of hanging around, platonically, in the background,” Keef said slowly. “Yes, yes, we do have the concept of ‘friends’ elsewhere in the galaxy,” Lard Nar said with a bemused smile. Keef knew that was a generous term for his omnipresent, desperate hovering, but in the moment, he’d certainly take it. “Ah, yeah, of course,” he replied with a nervous laugh. “We were on friendly terms. So, when Zim got taken, Dib called me to help him out, and over the course of planning how to rescue him … we kinda …” Keef mumbled out, “got closer,” at the some instant that Lard Nar sagely interjected, “trauma bonded.” Both locked eyes, but Keef rapidly blinked in confusion before shaking his head. “What?? No,” he laughed. In a way that he certainly hoped didn’t sound too hysterical. “It wasn’t the trauma of it all. We have a lot in common and just didn’t realize it until we got a chance to really talk. And … and Zim –” “Imprinted on you,” Lard Nar finished for him. Keef opened and closed his mouth, gawping like a fish while Lard Nar simply seemed to be observing him and, judging by the expression on his face, having a damn good time of it. “It sounds like plenty of things fell into place for you,” Lard Nar continued with a blasé little shrug. “I likely would have seized on the opportunities as well, if they fell into my lap in that manner.” “... Adult Zim and I have a lot in common, too!! I didn’t take advantage of anything, they just finally saw what was in front of them this whole time!!” Keef finally sputtered out, shocked at not only how defensive and angry he felt, but also how defensive and angry he’d just come off. He had spent years trying to curtail his more negative and impulsive emotional outbursts, and he was usually proud of his ability to think before blowing up. It was hard to admit, even within himself, exactly how fragile he felt his current relationship setup was. He had wanted this for so long, but the situation was so tenuous, it could barely stand even the most glancing of criticisms. And there were, unfortunately, a lot of valid criticisms. Lard Nar leaned back, his expression equal parts entertained and pitying. “Yes, and I’m sure that somewhere deep in that toddler brain of his, Zim appreciates all your adult commonalities.” Keef sat up straight, chest puffed out, genuinely feeling ready to throw hands. His current dynamic might be as fragile as spun glass, but that only meant he was willing to fight that much hard to protect it. Even if he had to seal the whole thing away in bubble wrap and beat back anyone who questioned it with a stick. “Oh, don’t look at me like that,” Lard Nar said dismissively as Keef simmered mere feet away. “Every species in the universe has a concept of soul mates, of the idea that some things are meant to be … now, if that were the case, wouldn’t you think this would be a lot easier?” Keef deflated slightly and relaxed back down in his seat, head tilted in confusion. “Take your situation,” Lard Nar continued, waving his hand vaguely in Zim’s direction, through the maze of shelving. “It was a combination of the right circumstances to allow you to connect, and the conscious choice to act on those feelings. Although …” He gave Keef a very curious, very measured look. One that made Keef feel suddenly vulnerable, like a microbe on a slide; transparent, trapped, and excruciatingly observed. Being seen wasn’t exactly his highest priority right now, especially when it suddenly felt like every little neuron that fired was on display. “There’s undeniably some of you who had more agency than others, and if that’s what you’re seeking to preserve, I suggest you rid yourself of any notion of keeping Zim this way.” Keef felt like he’d been run through with a spear, but he tried to keep his expression even. He knew that keeping Zim this way gave him the best shot at keeping their family together, and he would be lying through his teeth if he said that didn’t factor in at least a little, teensy, tiny bit. But he really wanted to believe that the largest driving factor was Zim’s wellbeing and happiness. And, secondary to that, Dib’s happiness when it came to Zim.
February 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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I’m coping the best way I can in these trying times ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM