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@starlitvesper.bsky.social
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⚠️ Monster Fucker ✦ Furry ✦ Weird Bug Guy ✦ Dead media necromancer ✦ Actual Adult
⚠️ Weird kinks & other cringe nonsense ✦ hyperfixations: ZaDR / Irkens + Veddie + Fizzmodeus
🍋 Be kind to me 💖 🏳️⚧️♿️🏳️🌈
https://starlitvesper.carrd.co/
⚠️ Monster Fucker ✦ Furry ✦ Weird Bug Guy ✦ Dead media necromancer ✦ Actual Adult
⚠️ Weird kinks & other cringe nonsense ✦ hyperfixations: ZaDR / Irkens + Veddie + Fizzmodeus
🍋 Be kind to me 💖 🏳️⚧️♿️🏳️🌈
https://starlitvesper.carrd.co/
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“Have you talked to your therapist about it?”
Uh NO I wrote a 13 chapter fic about it like a NORMAL PERSON.
Uh NO I wrote a 13 chapter fic about it like a NORMAL PERSON.
While I’m absolutely turning off Google AI on everything, I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a small part of me that finds the idea of a megacorp training their LLM on my trashy interstellar smut pretty fucking funny
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November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
While I’m absolutely turning off Google AI on everything, I’d be lying if I said there wasn’t a small part of me that finds the idea of a megacorp training their LLM on my trashy interstellar smut pretty fucking funny
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You know you’re medically fucked when it’s a relief that your new meds are the thing causing your brain-melting depression 🥴
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You know you’re medically fucked when it’s a relief that your new meds are the thing causing your brain-melting depression 🥴
All my art/writing kinda sucks rn and I’m sorry :c
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
All my art/writing kinda sucks rn and I’m sorry :c
Zim’s full name is Zimothy Just A Normal Human Guy.
Sorry these sketches suck. I’ve been slowly working on this while catching up on my other obsessions and wallowing in a disappointingly shallow pool of depression.
Sorry these sketches suck. I’ve been slowly working on this while catching up on my other obsessions and wallowing in a disappointingly shallow pool of depression.
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Zim’s full name is Zimothy Just A Normal Human Guy.
Sorry these sketches suck. I’ve been slowly working on this while catching up on my other obsessions and wallowing in a disappointingly shallow pool of depression.
Sorry these sketches suck. I’ve been slowly working on this while catching up on my other obsessions and wallowing in a disappointingly shallow pool of depression.
Thinking about how when all the other little elementary school kids were having ‘normal’ het crushes and I was out there secretly pining after Gadget from Rescue Rangers … yeah that was definitely a foundational point in my life.
November 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Thinking about how when all the other little elementary school kids were having ‘normal’ het crushes and I was out there secretly pining after Gadget from Rescue Rangers … yeah that was definitely a foundational point in my life.
I regret not decorating @hel-yasss.bsky.social ‘s party with these skellies the way they came packed — shamelessly 69-ing
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I regret not decorating @hel-yasss.bsky.social ‘s party with these skellies the way they came packed — shamelessly 69-ing
What if the events of The Trial happened way later when Zim & Dib are friends (& Keef is there cuz why not) and the trauma of being Existence Evaluated breaks Zim to the point where he completely disappears for a bit?
… what if I didn’t put a little piece of myself into all my HCs?
[1/???]
… what if I didn’t put a little piece of myself into all my HCs?
[1/???]
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What if the events of The Trial happened way later when Zim & Dib are friends (& Keef is there cuz why not) and the trauma of being Existence Evaluated breaks Zim to the point where he completely disappears for a bit?
… what if I didn’t put a little piece of myself into all my HCs?
[1/???]
… what if I didn’t put a little piece of myself into all my HCs?
[1/???]
Depending on what comes next, my trust issues are either getting better or worse ,,,
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Depending on what comes next, my trust issues are either getting better or worse ,,,
Sorry for the lack of art — I’ve been mainly drawing shitty vent art while traveling & taking pictures of architecture & abandoned shit & the sky. (+trying to get the medical system to give a shit about my failing health but what else is new?)
I want to get back to drawing at least one thing a day🌟
I want to get back to drawing at least one thing a day🌟
October 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Sorry for the lack of art — I’ve been mainly drawing shitty vent art while traveling & taking pictures of architecture & abandoned shit & the sky. (+trying to get the medical system to give a shit about my failing health but what else is new?)
I want to get back to drawing at least one thing a day🌟
I want to get back to drawing at least one thing a day🌟
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Some playmats/posters I designed for Helluva Boss's new Halloween drop! 👾🦈🦖💥 #HelluvaBoss
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Some playmats/posters I designed for Helluva Boss's new Halloween drop! 👾🦈🦖💥 #HelluvaBoss
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October 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Good evening only to the Trader Joe’s cashier who said they loved my ZaDR tattoo 💖
September 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Good evening only to the Trader Joe’s cashier who said they loved my ZaDR tattoo 💖
And for everyone wondering how I’m doing ,,,
September 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And for everyone wondering how I’m doing ,,,
Forgot to post this a couple months back, but hey it’s more relevant than ever so ✌️ 💖
[⚠️ Vent Art — Gore + Blood + Violence]
[⚠️ Vent Art — Gore + Blood + Violence]
September 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Forgot to post this a couple months back, but hey it’s more relevant than ever so ✌️ 💖
[⚠️ Vent Art — Gore + Blood + Violence]
[⚠️ Vent Art — Gore + Blood + Violence]
I’m really, really tired of how often “nobody actually owes you anything” is weaponized against vulnerable people.
If you’re, idk, someone with a lot of abandonment trauma who is trying to be healthy and supportive of your partner who keeps abandoning you […]
If you’re, idk, someone with a lot of abandonment trauma who is trying to be healthy and supportive of your partner who keeps abandoning you […]
September 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I’m really, really tired of how often “nobody actually owes you anything” is weaponized against vulnerable people.
If you’re, idk, someone with a lot of abandonment trauma who is trying to be healthy and supportive of your partner who keeps abandoning you […]
If you’re, idk, someone with a lot of abandonment trauma who is trying to be healthy and supportive of your partner who keeps abandoning you […]
Some of y’all really think victims should just shut up, not make a nuisance of ourselves, and be grateful people even let us EXIST while doing that.
Be good.
Be quiet.
Sit there and take it.
You probably deserved it, anyways.
Be good.
Be quiet.
Sit there and take it.
You probably deserved it, anyways.
September 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Some of y’all really think victims should just shut up, not make a nuisance of ourselves, and be grateful people even let us EXIST while doing that.
Be good.
Be quiet.
Sit there and take it.
You probably deserved it, anyways.
Be good.
Be quiet.
Sit there and take it.
You probably deserved it, anyways.
You know what? I challenge either of you to ACTUALLY call me out. Tell everyone what I did that was so awful it warranted disappearing on me for ALMOST A YEAR with ZERO explanation (after GHOSTING ME SO OFTEN IT BECAME NORMAL).
I fucking dare you. Stop being cagey & TELL ME WHAT I DID.
I fucking dare you. Stop being cagey & TELL ME WHAT I DID.
September 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You know what? I challenge either of you to ACTUALLY call me out. Tell everyone what I did that was so awful it warranted disappearing on me for ALMOST A YEAR with ZERO explanation (after GHOSTING ME SO OFTEN IT BECAME NORMAL).
I fucking dare you. Stop being cagey & TELL ME WHAT I DID.
I fucking dare you. Stop being cagey & TELL ME WHAT I DID.
Hoping someone can help me out here …
I’m Xel/Mojo’s partner & I haven’t heard from them in about 10 months now. I’m extremely worried. Idk what’s going on.
I know they usually don’t talk to anyone when they’re having a hard time, so this is a huge reach but I’m hoping [1/3]
I’m Xel/Mojo’s partner & I haven’t heard from them in about 10 months now. I’m extremely worried. Idk what’s going on.
I know they usually don’t talk to anyone when they’re having a hard time, so this is a huge reach but I’m hoping [1/3]
September 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hoping someone can help me out here …
I’m Xel/Mojo’s partner & I haven’t heard from them in about 10 months now. I’m extremely worried. Idk what’s going on.
I know they usually don’t talk to anyone when they’re having a hard time, so this is a huge reach but I’m hoping [1/3]
I’m Xel/Mojo’s partner & I haven’t heard from them in about 10 months now. I’m extremely worried. Idk what’s going on.
I know they usually don’t talk to anyone when they’re having a hard time, so this is a huge reach but I’m hoping [1/3]
Well.
Shit.
You did it again.
You thought people finally understood you.
Shit.
You did it again.
You thought people finally understood you.
September 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Well.
Shit.
You did it again.
You thought people finally understood you.
Shit.
You did it again.
You thought people finally understood you.
Totally ate shit yesterday and I WISH it was for a cool af reason like skating but it was for dumbshit reason
( ╥ ᴗ ╥)
( ╥ ᴗ ╥)
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Totally ate shit yesterday and I WISH it was for a cool af reason like skating but it was for dumbshit reason
( ╥ ᴗ ╥)
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Maybe I’ve just become An Adult (…ew) but people I love & cherish playing mind games doesn’t hit like it used to.
No. Come here. We aren’t doing “validate your abandonment trauma by pushing me away”. Take your meds. Call your therapist. Come eat a cookie in bed with me. I love you & also I’m tired
No. Come here. We aren’t doing “validate your abandonment trauma by pushing me away”. Take your meds. Call your therapist. Come eat a cookie in bed with me. I love you & also I’m tired
August 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Maybe I’ve just become An Adult (…ew) but people I love & cherish playing mind games doesn’t hit like it used to.
No. Come here. We aren’t doing “validate your abandonment trauma by pushing me away”. Take your meds. Call your therapist. Come eat a cookie in bed with me. I love you & also I’m tired
No. Come here. We aren’t doing “validate your abandonment trauma by pushing me away”. Take your meds. Call your therapist. Come eat a cookie in bed with me. I love you & also I’m tired
Cute date ideas: come hold my hand while I get 16 vials of blood drawn 🥴💞
March 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Cute date ideas: come hold my hand while I get 16 vials of blood drawn 🥴💞
Sometimes loyalty isn’t just a promise; it’s also a threat.
March 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Sometimes loyalty isn’t just a promise; it’s also a threat.
Furry twitter is so baffling to me still cuz people have like their full ass CVs on there and I’m over here all …
You can take me to dinner and I’m still giving you a fake name and giving you 3 blind guesses at what I do and then making you drop me off at the Walmart across town <3
You can take me to dinner and I’m still giving you a fake name and giving you 3 blind guesses at what I do and then making you drop me off at the Walmart across town <3
March 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Furry twitter is so baffling to me still cuz people have like their full ass CVs on there and I’m over here all …
You can take me to dinner and I’m still giving you a fake name and giving you 3 blind guesses at what I do and then making you drop me off at the Walmart across town <3
You can take me to dinner and I’m still giving you a fake name and giving you 3 blind guesses at what I do and then making you drop me off at the Walmart across town <3
Cursed to forever hear “gaze” as “gays”
“His intense gays penetrated me —“
Oh shit like all of them at once??
“His intense gays penetrated me —“
Oh shit like all of them at once??
March 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Cursed to forever hear “gaze” as “gays”
“His intense gays penetrated me —“
Oh shit like all of them at once??
“His intense gays penetrated me —“
Oh shit like all of them at once??