DemonWit
@starensier.bsky.social
I write software and comedy, sometimes at the same time.
Knicks | Yankees | Bluebirds (iykyk)
Knicks | Yankees | Bluebirds (iykyk)
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DemonWit
@starensier.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I’m pretty sure I look damn good for my age. I’m probably wrong, but I’m still pretty sure.
Sexagenarian sounds so much better than it is.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sexagenarian sounds so much better than it is.
The first rule of turning 60 is you don’t talk about turning 60.
October 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The first rule of turning 60 is you don’t talk about turning 60.
Did someone tell Hukporti that he’s not allowed to take a mid range jumper no matter how wide open he is?
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Did someone tell Hukporti that he’s not allowed to take a mid range jumper no matter how wide open he is?
Knicks PTSD is Mike Brown’s shaved head and glasses giving David Fizdale flashbacks.
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Knicks PTSD is Mike Brown’s shaved head and glasses giving David Fizdale flashbacks.
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How to choose a Honeydew melon:
Buy one Honeydew, each week, from May 15 to Aug 31.
Enjoy the one that tastes good.
Buy one Honeydew, each week, from May 15 to Aug 31.
Enjoy the one that tastes good.
August 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
How to choose a Honeydew melon:
Buy one Honeydew, each week, from May 15 to Aug 31.
Enjoy the one that tastes good.
Buy one Honeydew, each week, from May 15 to Aug 31.
Enjoy the one that tastes good.
Just heard someone from
PA pronounce Wilkes-Barre “woolks bear”, and now understand why the Yankees farm system under-delivers.
PA pronounce Wilkes-Barre “woolks bear”, and now understand why the Yankees farm system under-delivers.
July 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just heard someone from
PA pronounce Wilkes-Barre “woolks bear”, and now understand why the Yankees farm system under-delivers.
PA pronounce Wilkes-Barre “woolks bear”, and now understand why the Yankees farm system under-delivers.
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DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
Who would win in a free throw contest, Mitch Robinson or Aaron Judge?
May 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who would win in a free throw contest, Mitch Robinson or Aaron Judge?
Oh My God!
LFGNYK!!!!!!!!!
LFGNYK!!!!!!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh My God!
LFGNYK!!!!!!!!!
LFGNYK!!!!!!!!!
Trying to stay positive on my birthday. But I’m starting to suspect that the Wonder Twin Powers might never actually Activate.
May 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to stay positive on my birthday. But I’m starting to suspect that the Wonder Twin Powers might never actually Activate.
Elon Musk laughing at the federal workers he fired. You can’t make this up.
March 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Elon Musk laughing at the federal workers he fired. You can’t make this up.
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As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
March 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.
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Thanks Knicks, for encouraging me to go to the gym today. Good looking out 👍
February 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Thanks Knicks, for encouraging me to go to the gym today. Good looking out 👍
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Starting to feel like Groundhog Day when the Knicks play these top teams.
Time to try the ole’ toaster in the bathtub.
Time to try the ole’ toaster in the bathtub.
February 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Starting to feel like Groundhog Day when the Knicks play these top teams.
Time to try the ole’ toaster in the bathtub.
Time to try the ole’ toaster in the bathtub.
They want us to go back to a time when attention seeking was a character flaw instead of an occupation
#RIPTikTok
#RIPTikTok
January 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They want us to go back to a time when attention seeking was a character flaw instead of an occupation
#RIPTikTok
#RIPTikTok