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ethan stardust ✨️
@stardustcrusader89.bsky.social
ethan. he/him. 20+. queer. in love with biology and my wife. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️
watching trolls reenact the dril tweet in real time is far more rewarding than posting in their replies will ever be.
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
May 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
how am i supposed to do anything when he looks at me like this???
April 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
oh i guess i got the wrong memo
April 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
this is definitely a case of "you get to go home and not be your job anymore, but the minorities you've accosted are always minorities"
April 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
forgot one!
March 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
a couple of good ones off the top of my head.
March 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
one of my in-laws texted my wife the worst thing imaginable, "i got starlink installed yesterday"
March 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i thought that was a poorly drawn golden lion tamarin
March 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
share some of the best eyes in movies
March 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
anyways this nina simone quote will probably be carrying me through the foreseeable future
March 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
March 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
always has been, sir foolass.
March 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
March 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
just a reminder for everyone out there.
March 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
March 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i dont have that kind of synesthesia. here is a music item instead:
March 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
my wife understands what i'm about
March 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
you mean laying off thousands of people and imposing tariffs on everything in sight and hampering our nation's soft power and letting bird flu ruin domestic chicken herds is bad for the economy????
March 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
you look at this face and tell me you would have the heart to disturb him
March 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
me with every adonis update
February 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
climbing wise, it's 5.7 to 5.15
February 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
lol. lmao even.
February 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"...and the Wolf chewed up the people and spit out their bones... but those weren't politicians and it didn't really matter."
February 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this picture came up on my facebook timeline from the last time trump was elected and i keep coming back to it.
February 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM