figaro michifus
@starcardinalbirb.bsky.social
24. they/them. feral neurodivergent cat just yapping about their hyperfixations. may include history, literature, mythology, Robin and Batman and fantasy.
Pinned
proshipper safe space here! no harassment allowed on my watch! if that is going to be a problem or if I say something that does not vibe with you feel free to block me. I am willing to debate and discuss, but only if it comes from genuine intentions and we can make something productive with it.
Jonathan Sims, by this point I ain't even asking for the therapy fee, I just need a hug man :(
March 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jonathan Sims, by this point I ain't even asking for the therapy fee, I just need a hug man :(
weirdest revelation I've had happened while listening to The Circe Saga in Epic the Musical today at three A.M: I want to be a motherly figure but I DO NOT WANT TO BE A MOTHER
March 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
weirdest revelation I've had happened while listening to The Circe Saga in Epic the Musical today at three A.M: I want to be a motherly figure but I DO NOT WANT TO BE A MOTHER
3rd day of interning for an elementary school and I am getting a flood of memories that were on the back burner from my time as a primary school minion, both good, bad, and down right diabolical
March 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
3rd day of interning for an elementary school and I am getting a flood of memories that were on the back burner from my time as a primary school minion, both good, bad, and down right diabolical
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What can I say except i love this cat-shaped man that Darklordofawesomeness has written
January 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What can I say except i love this cat-shaped man that Darklordofawesomeness has written
two life changing epiphanies in a day is two too many 😭😭😭
January 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
two life changing epiphanies in a day is two too many 😭😭😭
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periodically I wonder how much of the paranoia around trans women in bathrooms is informed by the glut of media through the 80s, 90s and 00s that presented Young Men Trying To Sneak Into The Ladies’ Room For Horny Reasons as a cultural norm, rather than as a very era-specific comedy trope
January 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
periodically I wonder how much of the paranoia around trans women in bathrooms is informed by the glut of media through the 80s, 90s and 00s that presented Young Men Trying To Sneak Into The Ladies’ Room For Horny Reasons as a cultural norm, rather than as a very era-specific comedy trope
capitalism can't fall fast enough
January 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
capitalism can't fall fast enough
NO BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE THAT ONLY KNOW DC COMICS THROUGH FANDOM INTERPRETATION OR HAVE A DIFFERENT TAKE OF THIS UNIVERSE
IDC IF YOU HAVE READ A 1000 TIMES THE 90'S ROBIN RUN OR ALL OF DETECTIVE COMICS SINCE 1939, IF YOU ARE A JERK YOU GET THE SPLISH SPLISH
IDC IF YOU HAVE READ A 1000 TIMES THE 90'S ROBIN RUN OR ALL OF DETECTIVE COMICS SINCE 1939, IF YOU ARE A JERK YOU GET THE SPLISH SPLISH
January 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
NO BEING MEAN TO PEOPLE THAT ONLY KNOW DC COMICS THROUGH FANDOM INTERPRETATION OR HAVE A DIFFERENT TAKE OF THIS UNIVERSE
IDC IF YOU HAVE READ A 1000 TIMES THE 90'S ROBIN RUN OR ALL OF DETECTIVE COMICS SINCE 1939, IF YOU ARE A JERK YOU GET THE SPLISH SPLISH
IDC IF YOU HAVE READ A 1000 TIMES THE 90'S ROBIN RUN OR ALL OF DETECTIVE COMICS SINCE 1939, IF YOU ARE A JERK YOU GET THE SPLISH SPLISH
I would verify my email if bluesky would send the email with the verification code 🙄
January 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I would verify my email if bluesky would send the email with the verification code 🙄
currently regretting every decision that took me to this moment
December 18, 2024 at 4:20 AM
currently regretting every decision that took me to this moment
Definitely gave up the "I can fix them" mentality, now I am in my "well at least I can keep them warm and give them company" era
December 18, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Definitely gave up the "I can fix them" mentality, now I am in my "well at least I can keep them warm and give them company" era
December 17th, I am in my own bed, there is a cat on my room's cat-tree and another one at my feet, my mom is rummaging around the kitchen and hasn't yelled at me the week I've been here, I am no longer physically ill and I feel rested.
maybe life will be okay.
maybe life will be okay.
aside from being tired as fuck, feeling physically ill and wishing I could go to sleep and wake up on December 9th in my own bed with my mother screaming to me from the kitchen and a cat in my room's cat tree, wishing I had the energy and confidence to write some Gravity Falls fic
December 17, 2024 at 4:54 PM
December 17th, I am in my own bed, there is a cat on my room's cat-tree and another one at my feet, my mom is rummaging around the kitchen and hasn't yelled at me the week I've been here, I am no longer physically ill and I feel rested.
maybe life will be okay.
maybe life will be okay.
omg fiddleford was at the several timez concert, fiddleford h. mcgucket likes boy bands 😂😂😂
December 14, 2024 at 5:57 PM
omg fiddleford was at the several timez concert, fiddleford h. mcgucket likes boy bands 😂😂😂
sure, I would verify my email IS BLUESKY SEND THE GOD DAMN EMAIL
December 14, 2024 at 3:30 AM
sure, I would verify my email IS BLUESKY SEND THE GOD DAMN EMAIL
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Stan pines and his son he acquired by feeding an alien bug shapeshifter
Scenes inspired by the most recent chapter of "how to cat burlgar a family"(the typo is in the title) by DarkLordofAwesomeness
Scenes inspired by the most recent chapter of "how to cat burlgar a family"(the typo is in the title) by DarkLordofAwesomeness
December 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Stan pines and his son he acquired by feeding an alien bug shapeshifter
Scenes inspired by the most recent chapter of "how to cat burlgar a family"(the typo is in the title) by DarkLordofAwesomeness
Scenes inspired by the most recent chapter of "how to cat burlgar a family"(the typo is in the title) by DarkLordofAwesomeness
so just realized that the street where Viktor and Namph live is called "Emberlift Alley" and for some reason I read that as "Amberlift Alley" two years ago. so Victor's clinic/house/lab is now on Amberlift Alley, my AU my rules 😋
December 7, 2024 at 1:24 AM
so just realized that the street where Viktor and Namph live is called "Emberlift Alley" and for some reason I read that as "Amberlift Alley" two years ago. so Victor's clinic/house/lab is now on Amberlift Alley, my AU my rules 😋
0 shame to admit that I am continuing writing the Stick to your Guns verse after almost three years with the sole purpose of writing a dimensional crossover between this Jayvik, LoL divorced husbands JayVik and Arcane S2 JayVik whatever the fuck that was.
December 6, 2024 at 10:35 PM
0 shame to admit that I am continuing writing the Stick to your Guns verse after almost three years with the sole purpose of writing a dimensional crossover between this Jayvik, LoL divorced husbands JayVik and Arcane S2 JayVik whatever the fuck that was.
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Two stages of writing:
1) I know exactly what I want to say.
2) If I could only find the words.
1) I know exactly what I want to say.
2) If I could only find the words.
December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Two stages of writing:
1) I know exactly what I want to say.
2) If I could only find the words.
1) I know exactly what I want to say.
2) If I could only find the words.
the fanfic plot is cooking wonderfully in my brain//if I want to get it out of my head and share it with the jayvik nation i have to write it down
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
the fanfic plot is cooking wonderfully in my brain//if I want to get it out of my head and share it with the jayvik nation i have to write it down
my brain decided to randomly start working again and I am hating every second of it
December 4, 2024 at 12:48 AM
my brain decided to randomly start working again and I am hating every second of it
my AU Jayce: omg my life fucking sucks, I hate it here
my AU Jayce after meeting Arcaneverse and LoLverse Jayce: MY LIFE IS AMAZING OMG I LOVE IT HERE AND I LOVE MY HUSBAND <3 <3 <3
my AU Jayce after meeting Arcaneverse and LoLverse Jayce: MY LIFE IS AMAZING OMG I LOVE IT HERE AND I LOVE MY HUSBAND <3 <3 <3
November 29, 2024 at 4:43 PM
my AU Jayce: omg my life fucking sucks, I hate it here
my AU Jayce after meeting Arcaneverse and LoLverse Jayce: MY LIFE IS AMAZING OMG I LOVE IT HERE AND I LOVE MY HUSBAND <3 <3 <3
my AU Jayce after meeting Arcaneverse and LoLverse Jayce: MY LIFE IS AMAZING OMG I LOVE IT HERE AND I LOVE MY HUSBAND <3 <3 <3
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the braincell is trying to land
November 26, 2024 at 10:08 PM
the braincell is trying to land
rich people, please just accept that death is a natural part of the cycle of life and stop fear mongering against aging challenge
November 26, 2024 at 1:49 PM
rich people, please just accept that death is a natural part of the cycle of life and stop fear mongering against aging challenge
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have you seen them?? now you have
November 23, 2024 at 12:57 PM
have you seen them?? now you have