tusk, give that motherfucker carpal tunnel

Every simulation game, regardless of what’s being simulated, should have a tutorial character who, after you mess up, warns “if this were real _______, you’d be dead right now”.

only think I don’t swallow is unsweetened tea btw

side note- wheelchair jousting.

wheelchair. jousting.

Just remembered soup exists. Life is beautiful again

your mom’s fav washed up ex jockey reporting live to Bluesky or whatever

cat with homophobia in its eyes