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Ey up, I’m over at @transfiguraetion.bsky.social from now on
May 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Pardon me but why is Janelle Monáe not doing a Manchester residency this summer
May 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Just documenting this streak before I cancel my membership because they’re replacing their contractors with AI
April 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
A fieldfare (maybe more than one, idk) has moved into the trees opposite and their birdcall sometimes sounds like an old camera shutter, but also sometimes like wet farts. Anyway it’s delightful
April 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
3 weeks ago if you’d told me JoJo Siwa + Chris Hughes would have me in the platonic intimacy / fuck ur comphet / queer is a political identity trenches, I would’ve suggested you contact a professional
April 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Breaking news

Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"
April 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Coffins are single sex spaces
April 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Omg mother ducks and her babies wandered away from the pond and are quacking around near our home, and I can’t do anything rn because I had to urgently catch a bus
April 17, 2025 at 10:28 AM
For Horatio fans
April 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lads please wish me loads of luck, I’m about to apply for a job for the first time in almost a decade* because it’s a role I feel v v v v v passionately about + would kick ass in, and I will feel very sad indeed if I don’t get it
April 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yellowjackets finale was perfect, the final shot was exactly what I predicted it would be, I simply love my lesbian cannibal show
April 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Hello friends, I’ve just had a huge and unexpected bill come up that I’ve been able to pay, but now have very little left for us to survive on for the next few weeks. If anyone has a few quid to throw this way I’d greatly appreciate it 💖 PayPal.me/raesondetre
April 9, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Today an impassioned wren delivering a hour-long monologue from the tree next to my window at 6am. Yesterday it was a tree sparrow. I wonder who’s on the schedule tomorrow morning.
March 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Exercised my free will by getting us a hamburger phone
March 21, 2025 at 9:56 AM
THE BATS ARE OUT OF HIBERNATION
March 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Watched new Yellowjackets and I am not ok omg
March 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Alas this rancid new generation of swerfs n terfs have got me reading/referencing/recommending pieces by people I’ve had personal minor beefs with because unfortunately they did, in fact, write some excellent introductory books + articles on these topics
March 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ayo Edebiri and Juliette Lewis together in an A24 movie about a cult!!?! Inject itttttt
March 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Getting jalebi in was the best idea I’ve had so far this Ramadan
March 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
My monkeys? Arctic
March 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM