His hypnotic, declamatory delivery of Boys Keep Swinging is just magnificent.
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
His hypnotic, declamatory delivery of Boys Keep Swinging is just magnificent.
Me (loftily): Ha, people and their feelings about Bowie.
Also me: I loathed Let’s Dance so deeply I shot my copy.
Also me: I loathed Let’s Dance so deeply I shot my copy.
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Me (loftily): Ha, people and their feelings about Bowie.
Also me: I loathed Let’s Dance so deeply I shot my copy.
Also me: I loathed Let’s Dance so deeply I shot my copy.
I still haven’t entirely recovered from the realisation that the semi-recumbent guy playing bass for Martha Reeves a few months back was James Jamerson.
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
I still haven’t entirely recovered from the realisation that the semi-recumbent guy playing bass for Martha Reeves a few months back was James Jamerson.
“They haven’t done anything wrong, with the possible exception of committing some criminal offences” is also a somewhat idiosyncratic line to run.
January 7, 2026 at 1:04 PM
“They haven’t done anything wrong, with the possible exception of committing some criminal offences” is also a somewhat idiosyncratic line to run.
Jaunty Jack has strong Brian Bennett energy, which is an excellent quality to have.
January 7, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Jaunty Jack has strong Brian Bennett energy, which is an excellent quality to have.
Trade is unavoidably vulgar, Darren.
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Trade is unavoidably vulgar, Darren.
To be fair this has caused you to engage in the avant-garde promotional strategy of telling people where they can buy your music so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
January 7, 2026 at 11:21 AM
To be fair this has caused you to engage in the avant-garde promotional strategy of telling people where they can buy your music so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
It’s never been as easy to make awful records but it doesn’t seem to have got easier to make good ones.
January 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
It’s never been as easy to make awful records but it doesn’t seem to have got easier to make good ones.
Newborn babies could be given analogue ID in ‘sinister’ Births and Deaths Registration Act 1836.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Newborn babies could be given analogue ID in ‘sinister’ Births and Deaths Registration Act 1836.
Happy New Year, Jon.
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Happy New Year, Jon.
To be fair, the things that Clegg just doesn’t know comprise pretty much everything apart from what name to respond to and, making a generous assumption, where he lives.
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
To be fair, the things that Clegg just doesn’t know comprise pretty much everything apart from what name to respond to and, making a generous assumption, where he lives.
Perfectly normal question to ask, I should have thought.
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Perfectly normal question to ask, I should have thought.
(Insert how did you know it wasn’t Dave Hebner joke here).
December 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
(Insert how did you know it wasn’t Dave Hebner joke here).
Imagine the meeting that brainwave came out of.
December 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Imagine the meeting that brainwave came out of.
My New Year’s Eve vibe will be the endless blackness of space.
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
My New Year’s Eve vibe will be the endless blackness of space.
You won’t believe my amazing hack for the weird metal thing that cuts your finger in the drawer. Like and subscribe.
December 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
You won’t believe my amazing hack for the weird metal thing that cuts your finger in the drawer. Like and subscribe.