stanhedonia
@stanhedonia.bsky.social
(Includes some satire)
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stanhedonia.my.canva.site
Oh-oh say can you pee
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh-oh say can you pee
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
By the dawn's early light?
Probably not a good idea
Has preschool gone woke? Apparently they're teaching my child that "sharing is caring" instead of to have a self-sufficiency grindset. They're teaching him "don't judge people based on who they are on the outside, care about who they are on the inside" which seems like trans ideology propaganda.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Has preschool gone woke? Apparently they're teaching my child that "sharing is caring" instead of to have a self-sufficiency grindset. They're teaching him "don't judge people based on who they are on the outside, care about who they are on the inside" which seems like trans ideology propaganda.
Me when I upload my brain to the computer at age 90: "Thank god, now I can do all the things I failed to do in life."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Me when I upload my brain to the computer at age 90: "Thank god, now I can do all the things I failed to do in life."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
AI-me, perfectly replicating my cognition after I'm dead: "Do I want to finish my short story collection? Nah I'd rather listen to music and scroll social media right now."
Damn really? That's crazy
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Damn really? That's crazy
Bi people are always doing stuff like this... 🙄
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Bi people are always doing stuff like this... 🙄
Having an autistic child must be so stressful. Like, you've gotta be constantly making sure the stuff you show them is good or else they might develop a special interest for something that sucks and have to carry that burden for the rest of their life
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Having an autistic child must be so stressful. Like, you've gotta be constantly making sure the stuff you show them is good or else they might develop a special interest for something that sucks and have to carry that burden for the rest of their life
Hyperbolic Sine the Slumbering Dragon
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Hyperbolic Sine the Slumbering Dragon
Did anyone else see what the Mountain Goats ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky?
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Did anyone else see what the Mountain Goats ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky?
Was this AI ad written by AI
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Was this AI ad written by AI
I hate how often people on Youtube title videos with like, "this scene was so sad it broke the author" or "this comedian was so funny they broke the audience" when they just mean "the artist did a good job at making people feel something". It's so overdramatic. And I see it all the time recently
December 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I hate how often people on Youtube title videos with like, "this scene was so sad it broke the author" or "this comedian was so funny they broke the audience" when they just mean "the artist did a good job at making people feel something". It's so overdramatic. And I see it all the time recently
It would fucking rule to have a conservative party that talks about how we should conserve things or a liberal party that talks about how we should have liberty.
December 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It would fucking rule to have a conservative party that talks about how we should conserve things or a liberal party that talks about how we should have liberty.
If only there were some other agent in this meeting of humans which by definition could answer my questions about this meeting... then we wouldn't need this feature!
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If only there were some other agent in this meeting of humans which by definition could answer my questions about this meeting... then we wouldn't need this feature!
A lot of the talk about whether we should we trust ChatGPT is about the differences between humans and LLMs. But honestly, that's not even the important part. If a corporation created a living human, whose brain traits were selected by them and who was raised from birth by the corporation and who
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A lot of the talk about whether we should we trust ChatGPT is about the differences between humans and LLMs. But honestly, that's not even the important part. If a corporation created a living human, whose brain traits were selected by them and who was raised from birth by the corporation and who
Mirror mirror on the ball
Give me torture cock and wall
Give me torture cock and wall
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mirror mirror on the ball
Give me torture cock and wall
Give me torture cock and wall
You ever go on Wikipedia and start reading about a persistent violent conflict in another part of the world where both sides think the other is subhuman. And it's between two ethnicities you've never heard of and when you click the links for photos of both ethnicities they look like the same group
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You ever go on Wikipedia and start reading about a persistent violent conflict in another part of the world where both sides think the other is subhuman. And it's between two ethnicities you've never heard of and when you click the links for photos of both ethnicities they look like the same group
I love to mint new phrases
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love to mint new phrases
I wonder if anti-woke people who hate the idea of corporations putting token minorities in media for shallow political points realize that woke people also hate the idea of corporations putting token minorities in media for shallow political points. Like, why are you mad at the woke for this.
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I wonder if anti-woke people who hate the idea of corporations putting token minorities in media for shallow political points realize that woke people also hate the idea of corporations putting token minorities in media for shallow political points. Like, why are you mad at the woke for this.
I love dancing to these Coil songs thanks Youtube
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I love dancing to these Coil songs thanks Youtube
In olden times, and intuitively, we understood objects and the world to be like statues with souls. But it makes more sense when you learn they're actually soups with rules.
December 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
In olden times, and intuitively, we understood objects and the world to be like statues with souls. But it makes more sense when you learn they're actually soups with rules.
Great music is always making me want to make my own music or making me want to give up on making my own music
December 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Great music is always making me want to make my own music or making me want to give up on making my own music