Jeffrey
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WW2 Airborne enthusiast, Person Dad, Cat Dad,
If you're going to hold a mic up to you, it should have to be a Bob Barker Price is Right microphone.
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
If you're going to hold a mic up to you, it should have to be a Bob Barker Price is Right microphone.
Funny story Bourdain relayed at a talk I saw him give was how he had a rule of no Billy Joel ever allowed in his kitchen. One night, when Bourdain was away, Joel dined at his place and had his picture taken with the staff in the back of the house with a note saying, Billy Joel in your kitchen!
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Funny story Bourdain relayed at a talk I saw him give was how he had a rule of no Billy Joel ever allowed in his kitchen. One night, when Bourdain was away, Joel dined at his place and had his picture taken with the staff in the back of the house with a note saying, Billy Joel in your kitchen!
Also, they are Hella bigots. Just a loathsome organization.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Also, they are Hella bigots. Just a loathsome organization.
Have they tried not charging 2 thousand dollars for a sandwich with 1 oz of protein on it?
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Have they tried not charging 2 thousand dollars for a sandwich with 1 oz of protein on it?
Like, how pumped would a xenomorph be to use Elons chest for their babies? You can fit 3, 4 in there easily.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Like, how pumped would a xenomorph be to use Elons chest for their babies? You can fit 3, 4 in there easily.
Imagine Dallas style is like shaped like a Ford F-250 tire or something.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Imagine Dallas style is like shaped like a Ford F-250 tire or something.
He's literally the guy who is shocked to find out the shrimp didn't fry the rice.
November 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He's literally the guy who is shocked to find out the shrimp didn't fry the rice.
You can scratch Mace.
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Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You can scratch Mace.
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I think some percentage of Trump calling the Epstein files a hoax is committing sexual crimes isn't bad in his eyes. If a man wants to have sex, then that's that. The female doesn't and shouldn't have a say. Of course, he says anything negative about him is a hoax, but he doesn't see fault in this.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I think some percentage of Trump calling the Epstein files a hoax is committing sexual crimes isn't bad in his eyes. If a man wants to have sex, then that's that. The female doesn't and shouldn't have a say. Of course, he says anything negative about him is a hoax, but he doesn't see fault in this.
The Muppets Take Manhattan.
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The Muppets Take Manhattan.
Hell, just this week, people posted that it's unethical for Olivia Nuzzi to sleep with her sources and journalists came out of the woodwork to defend her like the zombies in World War Z trying to get into Jerusalem.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hell, just this week, people posted that it's unethical for Olivia Nuzzi to sleep with her sources and journalists came out of the woodwork to defend her like the zombies in World War Z trying to get into Jerusalem.
Republicans 2026. Fuck Meemaw!
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Republicans 2026. Fuck Meemaw!
You'll need to be more specific. We have multiple Rat Krogers, my good sir.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
You'll need to be more specific. We have multiple Rat Krogers, my good sir.
I want my 2,000 in Camel Cash.
November 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I want my 2,000 in Camel Cash.
Are you saying this JJ is not.........dynomite?
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November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Are you saying this JJ is not.........dynomite?
Vance trying to rent out the Zeppelin Field in Nuremberg for the RNC in 2028 and becoming disgusted that you can't hold Nazi rallies there anymore.
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Vance trying to rent out the Zeppelin Field in Nuremberg for the RNC in 2028 and becoming disgusted that you can't hold Nazi rallies there anymore.
There will be a parlay during the summer Olympics about if the French pole vaulter knocks the bar off again with his huge dong.
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
There will be a parlay during the summer Olympics about if the French pole vaulter knocks the bar off again with his huge dong.
I mean, American conservatism is nothing if not a continuous victim complex.
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I mean, American conservatism is nothing if not a continuous victim complex.
Wait unti this shit hits the Olympics.
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Wait unti this shit hits the Olympics.