Slaix
@standardsimian.bsky.social
Furry guy up to some simian hijinks. A lot of flirting and r18 reposting, most likely, with the occasional nerd talk. No one under 18 following, please!
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October 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Oh no, he's cringe lmao.
July 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh no, he's cringe lmao.
Wondering if Steam will understand me some day.
June 27, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Wondering if Steam will understand me some day.
Amusingly enough though, Cornelia Funke did write a book about dragons. It was just blue and not red lol.
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Amusingly enough though, Cornelia Funke did write a book about dragons. It was just blue and not red lol.
I somewhat doubt it's this but it also does meet all your requirements lol.
March 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I somewhat doubt it's this but it also does meet all your requirements lol.
2/24, Drill Dozer
It's peak. A sort of puzzle/action platformer where you play a thief in a drill mech suit. Lots of fun gimmicks, writing, and puzzles.
God bless the final upgrade music being such a banger that I don't mind hearing it for half of every single stage in the entire game.
It's peak. A sort of puzzle/action platformer where you play a thief in a drill mech suit. Lots of fun gimmicks, writing, and puzzles.
God bless the final upgrade music being such a banger that I don't mind hearing it for half of every single stage in the entire game.
February 24, 2025 at 10:53 AM
2/24, Drill Dozer
It's peak. A sort of puzzle/action platformer where you play a thief in a drill mech suit. Lots of fun gimmicks, writing, and puzzles.
God bless the final upgrade music being such a banger that I don't mind hearing it for half of every single stage in the entire game.
It's peak. A sort of puzzle/action platformer where you play a thief in a drill mech suit. Lots of fun gimmicks, writing, and puzzles.
God bless the final upgrade music being such a banger that I don't mind hearing it for half of every single stage in the entire game.
2/23, Riviera The Promised Land
And you can't bring up Yggdra Union without bringing up this one. A turn-based RPG cut from the same genre-defying cloth as Yggdra Union, it's also got a somewhat point-and-click adventure dungeon navigation and unique level up system. Also cute dating sim elements.
And you can't bring up Yggdra Union without bringing up this one. A turn-based RPG cut from the same genre-defying cloth as Yggdra Union, it's also got a somewhat point-and-click adventure dungeon navigation and unique level up system. Also cute dating sim elements.
February 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
2/23, Riviera The Promised Land
And you can't bring up Yggdra Union without bringing up this one. A turn-based RPG cut from the same genre-defying cloth as Yggdra Union, it's also got a somewhat point-and-click adventure dungeon navigation and unique level up system. Also cute dating sim elements.
And you can't bring up Yggdra Union without bringing up this one. A turn-based RPG cut from the same genre-defying cloth as Yggdra Union, it's also got a somewhat point-and-click adventure dungeon navigation and unique level up system. Also cute dating sim elements.
2/22, Yggdra Union ~We'll Never Fight Alone~
Speaking of tactics games, here's one that just has a ton of absurd mechanical complexity to it. Attack ranges, the health system, the card system, how movement works, there's basically nothing here by-the-books in a tactics game, and I love it for that.
Speaking of tactics games, here's one that just has a ton of absurd mechanical complexity to it. Attack ranges, the health system, the card system, how movement works, there's basically nothing here by-the-books in a tactics game, and I love it for that.
February 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
2/22, Yggdra Union ~We'll Never Fight Alone~
Speaking of tactics games, here's one that just has a ton of absurd mechanical complexity to it. Attack ranges, the health system, the card system, how movement works, there's basically nothing here by-the-books in a tactics game, and I love it for that.
Speaking of tactics games, here's one that just has a ton of absurd mechanical complexity to it. Attack ranges, the health system, the card system, how movement works, there's basically nothing here by-the-books in a tactics game, and I love it for that.
2/21, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story
Slightly less well known, an action RPG duology where you play as a blacksmith that crafts his own weapons to fight with. They break, so you have to take care of them or deal no damage with your blacksmith hammer
I remember liking a lot of the character designs
Slightly less well known, an action RPG duology where you play as a blacksmith that crafts his own weapons to fight with. They break, so you have to take care of them or deal no damage with your blacksmith hammer
I remember liking a lot of the character designs
February 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
2/21, Summon Night: Swordcraft Story
Slightly less well known, an action RPG duology where you play as a blacksmith that crafts his own weapons to fight with. They break, so you have to take care of them or deal no damage with your blacksmith hammer
I remember liking a lot of the character designs
Slightly less well known, an action RPG duology where you play as a blacksmith that crafts his own weapons to fight with. They break, so you have to take care of them or deal no damage with your blacksmith hammer
I remember liking a lot of the character designs
2/20, Megaman Battle Network 3: Blue Version
Love this game. First game I played in the series, probably a half-mistake given how little of the plot I understood, but also it's just so much more fun than starting from 1.
Love the aesthetics and vibes of this series, and it's so much fun, too!
Love this game. First game I played in the series, probably a half-mistake given how little of the plot I understood, but also it's just so much more fun than starting from 1.
Love the aesthetics and vibes of this series, and it's so much fun, too!
February 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
2/20, Megaman Battle Network 3: Blue Version
Love this game. First game I played in the series, probably a half-mistake given how little of the plot I understood, but also it's just so much more fun than starting from 1.
Love the aesthetics and vibes of this series, and it's so much fun, too!
Love this game. First game I played in the series, probably a half-mistake given how little of the plot I understood, but also it's just so much more fun than starting from 1.
Love the aesthetics and vibes of this series, and it's so much fun, too!
2/19, Shining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon
The oddest way for me to get into this franchise, but here it is. I don't remember much about the actual gameplay beyond it feeling like a pretty barebones tactics game. But characters having a set turn order definitely gave it something unique.
The oddest way for me to get into this franchise, but here it is. I don't remember much about the actual gameplay beyond it feeling like a pretty barebones tactics game. But characters having a set turn order definitely gave it something unique.
February 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
2/19, Shining Force: Resurrection of the Dark Dragon
The oddest way for me to get into this franchise, but here it is. I don't remember much about the actual gameplay beyond it feeling like a pretty barebones tactics game. But characters having a set turn order definitely gave it something unique.
The oddest way for me to get into this franchise, but here it is. I don't remember much about the actual gameplay beyond it feeling like a pretty barebones tactics game. But characters having a set turn order definitely gave it something unique.
2/18, Final Fantasy V Advance
While I had played V before on the PSX, this was the version that got me to love this game.
And with its very fun job system for building a unique party, excellent script, and all around good time vibes it's hard to hate V. Definitely one of my favorite in the series.
While I had played V before on the PSX, this was the version that got me to love this game.
And with its very fun job system for building a unique party, excellent script, and all around good time vibes it's hard to hate V. Definitely one of my favorite in the series.
February 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
2/18, Final Fantasy V Advance
While I had played V before on the PSX, this was the version that got me to love this game.
And with its very fun job system for building a unique party, excellent script, and all around good time vibes it's hard to hate V. Definitely one of my favorite in the series.
While I had played V before on the PSX, this was the version that got me to love this game.
And with its very fun job system for building a unique party, excellent script, and all around good time vibes it's hard to hate V. Definitely one of my favorite in the series.
2/17, Metroid Fusion
This is the only Metroid game I ever beat, and also the one that more or less solidified my dislike of the Metroid series as a whole, lol.
The exploration vibes just never did much for me (even worse with new open world games), and even a more linear one couldn't overcome it.
This is the only Metroid game I ever beat, and also the one that more or less solidified my dislike of the Metroid series as a whole, lol.
The exploration vibes just never did much for me (even worse with new open world games), and even a more linear one couldn't overcome it.
February 24, 2025 at 10:36 AM
2/17, Metroid Fusion
This is the only Metroid game I ever beat, and also the one that more or less solidified my dislike of the Metroid series as a whole, lol.
The exploration vibes just never did much for me (even worse with new open world games), and even a more linear one couldn't overcome it.
This is the only Metroid game I ever beat, and also the one that more or less solidified my dislike of the Metroid series as a whole, lol.
The exploration vibes just never did much for me (even worse with new open world games), and even a more linear one couldn't overcome it.
2/16, Warioware, Inc. Mega Microgame$
Definitely one of the more interesting series to get created, as the concept of playing a lot of super fast, simple games was pretty different even compared to games with lots of minigames.
But that think fast on your feet charm definitely made me love it.
Definitely one of the more interesting series to get created, as the concept of playing a lot of super fast, simple games was pretty different even compared to games with lots of minigames.
But that think fast on your feet charm definitely made me love it.
February 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
2/16, Warioware, Inc. Mega Microgame$
Definitely one of the more interesting series to get created, as the concept of playing a lot of super fast, simple games was pretty different even compared to games with lots of minigames.
But that think fast on your feet charm definitely made me love it.
Definitely one of the more interesting series to get created, as the concept of playing a lot of super fast, simple games was pretty different even compared to games with lots of minigames.
But that think fast on your feet charm definitely made me love it.
2/15, Sigma Star Saga
This one's a weird game. Imagine an RPG, but the random encounters are shmup fights. Also featuring a complex political narrative that I didn't understand much of as a kid. God bless me starting to actually understand and pay attention to stories shortly after this era.
This one's a weird game. Imagine an RPG, but the random encounters are shmup fights. Also featuring a complex political narrative that I didn't understand much of as a kid. God bless me starting to actually understand and pay attention to stories shortly after this era.
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
2/15, Sigma Star Saga
This one's a weird game. Imagine an RPG, but the random encounters are shmup fights. Also featuring a complex political narrative that I didn't understand much of as a kid. God bless me starting to actually understand and pay attention to stories shortly after this era.
This one's a weird game. Imagine an RPG, but the random encounters are shmup fights. Also featuring a complex political narrative that I didn't understand much of as a kid. God bless me starting to actually understand and pay attention to stories shortly after this era.
2/14, Golden Sun
Many fond memories of this game as a kid. One of the most narratively complex games I played at that age, and didn't understand like. Half of it. The gameplay is braindead, and god I wish I had the means of advancing through text more quickly. Maybe I'd play it again if I could.
Many fond memories of this game as a kid. One of the most narratively complex games I played at that age, and didn't understand like. Half of it. The gameplay is braindead, and god I wish I had the means of advancing through text more quickly. Maybe I'd play it again if I could.
February 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
2/14, Golden Sun
Many fond memories of this game as a kid. One of the most narratively complex games I played at that age, and didn't understand like. Half of it. The gameplay is braindead, and god I wish I had the means of advancing through text more quickly. Maybe I'd play it again if I could.
Many fond memories of this game as a kid. One of the most narratively complex games I played at that age, and didn't understand like. Half of it. The gameplay is braindead, and god I wish I had the means of advancing through text more quickly. Maybe I'd play it again if I could.
2/13, Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku
Definitely only played this due to DBZ airing on TV at the same time as a kid. It's... a pretty ho hum action game that I hear the sequels I never played improved upon.
Definitely a fun rompy kind of game kid me played like 5 times to completion.
Definitely only played this due to DBZ airing on TV at the same time as a kid. It's... a pretty ho hum action game that I hear the sequels I never played improved upon.
Definitely a fun rompy kind of game kid me played like 5 times to completion.
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
2/13, Dragon Ball Z: The Legacy of Goku
Definitely only played this due to DBZ airing on TV at the same time as a kid. It's... a pretty ho hum action game that I hear the sequels I never played improved upon.
Definitely a fun rompy kind of game kid me played like 5 times to completion.
Definitely only played this due to DBZ airing on TV at the same time as a kid. It's... a pretty ho hum action game that I hear the sequels I never played improved upon.
Definitely a fun rompy kind of game kid me played like 5 times to completion.
2/12, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
Boy am I glad this was the first Castlevania game I played as a kid who didn't know any better so it was all uphill from there.
The level design is horrific, which is a shame given a lot of other things are pretty cool about this game. But whew. It's bad.
Boy am I glad this was the first Castlevania game I played as a kid who didn't know any better so it was all uphill from there.
The level design is horrific, which is a shame given a lot of other things are pretty cool about this game. But whew. It's bad.
February 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
2/12, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance
Boy am I glad this was the first Castlevania game I played as a kid who didn't know any better so it was all uphill from there.
The level design is horrific, which is a shame given a lot of other things are pretty cool about this game. But whew. It's bad.
Boy am I glad this was the first Castlevania game I played as a kid who didn't know any better so it was all uphill from there.
The level design is horrific, which is a shame given a lot of other things are pretty cool about this game. But whew. It's bad.
2/11, Parasite Eve
Another game I never finished cause I got lost like, 2 chapters before the end.
I found the concept of like, Resident Evil but it's actually a turn-based RPG fascinating, and I kinda wish there was another game like it, given both of the sequels changed up everything.
Another game I never finished cause I got lost like, 2 chapters before the end.
I found the concept of like, Resident Evil but it's actually a turn-based RPG fascinating, and I kinda wish there was another game like it, given both of the sequels changed up everything.
February 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
2/11, Parasite Eve
Another game I never finished cause I got lost like, 2 chapters before the end.
I found the concept of like, Resident Evil but it's actually a turn-based RPG fascinating, and I kinda wish there was another game like it, given both of the sequels changed up everything.
Another game I never finished cause I got lost like, 2 chapters before the end.
I found the concept of like, Resident Evil but it's actually a turn-based RPG fascinating, and I kinda wish there was another game like it, given both of the sequels changed up everything.
2/10, Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time
Another 3D collectathon to round out the PSX games, this one's moderately better than Toy Story 2. Still looks and controls kinda bad, but leagues better in comparison. I got 100% in this game several times as a kid. Also has some decently inventive movement.
Another 3D collectathon to round out the PSX games, this one's moderately better than Toy Story 2. Still looks and controls kinda bad, but leagues better in comparison. I got 100% in this game several times as a kid. Also has some decently inventive movement.
February 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
2/10, Bugs Bunny: Lost in Time
Another 3D collectathon to round out the PSX games, this one's moderately better than Toy Story 2. Still looks and controls kinda bad, but leagues better in comparison. I got 100% in this game several times as a kid. Also has some decently inventive movement.
Another 3D collectathon to round out the PSX games, this one's moderately better than Toy Story 2. Still looks and controls kinda bad, but leagues better in comparison. I got 100% in this game several times as a kid. Also has some decently inventive movement.
2/9, Toy Story 2 (PSX)
Hilariously probably one of the very few licensed games to stick with me, this was a 3D Collectathon and uh. It's kinda bad now for sure lol.
Kid me was definitely more impressed with it than I would be as an adult, at the very least. Controls kinda poorly and looks... bad.
Hilariously probably one of the very few licensed games to stick with me, this was a 3D Collectathon and uh. It's kinda bad now for sure lol.
Kid me was definitely more impressed with it than I would be as an adult, at the very least. Controls kinda poorly and looks... bad.
February 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
2/9, Toy Story 2 (PSX)
Hilariously probably one of the very few licensed games to stick with me, this was a 3D Collectathon and uh. It's kinda bad now for sure lol.
Kid me was definitely more impressed with it than I would be as an adult, at the very least. Controls kinda poorly and looks... bad.
Hilariously probably one of the very few licensed games to stick with me, this was a 3D Collectathon and uh. It's kinda bad now for sure lol.
Kid me was definitely more impressed with it than I would be as an adult, at the very least. Controls kinda poorly and looks... bad.
2/8, RPG Maker (PSX)
Does this count as a game? In any case it's definitely something that basically spelled the end for me. I actually made half of a game on this one, before my memory card would get filled up to full and couldn't add anymore.
Then I got ahold of RM2k/3 and my days were numbered.
Does this count as a game? In any case it's definitely something that basically spelled the end for me. I actually made half of a game on this one, before my memory card would get filled up to full and couldn't add anymore.
Then I got ahold of RM2k/3 and my days were numbered.
February 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
2/8, RPG Maker (PSX)
Does this count as a game? In any case it's definitely something that basically spelled the end for me. I actually made half of a game on this one, before my memory card would get filled up to full and couldn't add anymore.
Then I got ahold of RM2k/3 and my days were numbered.
Does this count as a game? In any case it's definitely something that basically spelled the end for me. I actually made half of a game on this one, before my memory card would get filled up to full and couldn't add anymore.
Then I got ahold of RM2k/3 and my days were numbered.
2/7, Tomba 2: The Evil Swine Return
Never played the first game in the series, but I always liked the odd mission structure this game provided. Like a good number of games on this list, I could never beat it as a kid and it kinda makes me want to go back and try when the re-release happens.
Never played the first game in the series, but I always liked the odd mission structure this game provided. Like a good number of games on this list, I could never beat it as a kid and it kinda makes me want to go back and try when the re-release happens.
February 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
2/7, Tomba 2: The Evil Swine Return
Never played the first game in the series, but I always liked the odd mission structure this game provided. Like a good number of games on this list, I could never beat it as a kid and it kinda makes me want to go back and try when the re-release happens.
Never played the first game in the series, but I always liked the odd mission structure this game provided. Like a good number of games on this list, I could never beat it as a kid and it kinda makes me want to go back and try when the re-release happens.
2/6, Mega Man Legends
I don't think I gotta say much about this one given its relative popularity lol. But I definitely enjoyed the aesthetics of the game, even if the dungeons were definitely very samey, literally so by the end of the game.
Do wish it got a third game, of course.
I don't think I gotta say much about this one given its relative popularity lol. But I definitely enjoyed the aesthetics of the game, even if the dungeons were definitely very samey, literally so by the end of the game.
Do wish it got a third game, of course.
February 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
2/6, Mega Man Legends
I don't think I gotta say much about this one given its relative popularity lol. But I definitely enjoyed the aesthetics of the game, even if the dungeons were definitely very samey, literally so by the end of the game.
Do wish it got a third game, of course.
I don't think I gotta say much about this one given its relative popularity lol. But I definitely enjoyed the aesthetics of the game, even if the dungeons were definitely very samey, literally so by the end of the game.
Do wish it got a third game, of course.
2/5, Kartia: The Word of Fate
An Atlus SRPG. This one was unique to me because the units you select aren't the main fighters, instead they summon creatures to do the rock/paper/scissors for you alongside fighting.
That and the terrain destructability and some writing made this game stick with me.
An Atlus SRPG. This one was unique to me because the units you select aren't the main fighters, instead they summon creatures to do the rock/paper/scissors for you alongside fighting.
That and the terrain destructability and some writing made this game stick with me.
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 AM
2/5, Kartia: The Word of Fate
An Atlus SRPG. This one was unique to me because the units you select aren't the main fighters, instead they summon creatures to do the rock/paper/scissors for you alongside fighting.
That and the terrain destructability and some writing made this game stick with me.
An Atlus SRPG. This one was unique to me because the units you select aren't the main fighters, instead they summon creatures to do the rock/paper/scissors for you alongside fighting.
That and the terrain destructability and some writing made this game stick with me.