Generic Network Engineer v38.01
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Just a dude who asks you "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
I saw someone say that this is basically 2013 twitter, complete with the humor. Which is why I'm here.
Also I don't get ads every 3 posts, and I'm not bombarded by bots/russian shills/cryptobros.
Andrew Tate also got banned in less than 24 hours, so that's the selling point for me.
Also I don't get ads every 3 posts, and I'm not bombarded by bots/russian shills/cryptobros.
Andrew Tate also got banned in less than 24 hours, so that's the selling point for me.
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
I saw someone say that this is basically 2013 twitter, complete with the humor. Which is why I'm here.
Also I don't get ads every 3 posts, and I'm not bombarded by bots/russian shills/cryptobros.
Andrew Tate also got banned in less than 24 hours, so that's the selling point for me.
Also I don't get ads every 3 posts, and I'm not bombarded by bots/russian shills/cryptobros.
Andrew Tate also got banned in less than 24 hours, so that's the selling point for me.
False. John McClane is a cop from a different city only visiting Nakatomi Tower for a Christmas party with his wife.
Also. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." You're trying to tell me that line would work in a non-christmas movie? Pfft.
Also. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." You're trying to tell me that line would work in a non-christmas movie? Pfft.
November 20, 2024 at 10:41 PM
False. John McClane is a cop from a different city only visiting Nakatomi Tower for a Christmas party with his wife.
Also. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." You're trying to tell me that line would work in a non-christmas movie? Pfft.
Also. "Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho." You're trying to tell me that line would work in a non-christmas movie? Pfft.
Americans wanted to "Make America Healthy Again" so they fucking put a dude who had a brain worm and someone who peddles snake oil in charge of health.
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Americans wanted to "Make America Healthy Again" so they fucking put a dude who had a brain worm and someone who peddles snake oil in charge of health.
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Fascism is here.
We face a demented dictator emboldened by the American oligarchy.
We are the Spartans. The first wave on the beaches of Normandy.
Our job is to slow them down. To resist at every turn. To fight for every inch, while our reinforcements gather
In strength.
...
We face a demented dictator emboldened by the American oligarchy.
We are the Spartans. The first wave on the beaches of Normandy.
Our job is to slow them down. To resist at every turn. To fight for every inch, while our reinforcements gather
In strength.
...
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Fascism is here.
We face a demented dictator emboldened by the American oligarchy.
We are the Spartans. The first wave on the beaches of Normandy.
Our job is to slow them down. To resist at every turn. To fight for every inch, while our reinforcements gather
In strength.
...
We face a demented dictator emboldened by the American oligarchy.
We are the Spartans. The first wave on the beaches of Normandy.
Our job is to slow them down. To resist at every turn. To fight for every inch, while our reinforcements gather
In strength.
...
Does anyone know Jack McBain's address? I just wanna talk to him.
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November 20, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Does anyone know Jack McBain's address? I just wanna talk to him.
I'm more impressed by the VHS. Not too many people still own a VCR. SNES? Not that uncommon. I still have mine.
But a VCR? *chefs kiss* You are a true connoisseur.
But a VCR? *chefs kiss* You are a true connoisseur.
November 20, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I'm more impressed by the VHS. Not too many people still own a VCR. SNES? Not that uncommon. I still have mine.
But a VCR? *chefs kiss* You are a true connoisseur.
But a VCR? *chefs kiss* You are a true connoisseur.
The Abyss: Thank you for your scream. While we have you, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
November 20, 2024 at 6:08 PM
The Abyss: Thank you for your scream. While we have you, we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
It's a Reference to the 4B movement which started over in S. Korea.
Basically Women are choosing to do the following: No Sex, No Children, No Dating, No Marriage with men due to the draconian laws that are being instituted on a national stage/people being appointed.
Basically Women are choosing to do the following: No Sex, No Children, No Dating, No Marriage with men due to the draconian laws that are being instituted on a national stage/people being appointed.
November 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
It's a Reference to the 4B movement which started over in S. Korea.
Basically Women are choosing to do the following: No Sex, No Children, No Dating, No Marriage with men due to the draconian laws that are being instituted on a national stage/people being appointed.
Basically Women are choosing to do the following: No Sex, No Children, No Dating, No Marriage with men due to the draconian laws that are being instituted on a national stage/people being appointed.
And one of the heads of WWE for Education. You know. Because that makes sense.
I hated DeVos with the fire of 1,000 Suns - but at least she was *somewhat* qualified. Linda McMahon tho? Jesus.
I hated DeVos with the fire of 1,000 Suns - but at least she was *somewhat* qualified. Linda McMahon tho? Jesus.
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November 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
And one of the heads of WWE for Education. You know. Because that makes sense.
I hated DeVos with the fire of 1,000 Suns - but at least she was *somewhat* qualified. Linda McMahon tho? Jesus.
I hated DeVos with the fire of 1,000 Suns - but at least she was *somewhat* qualified. Linda McMahon tho? Jesus.
Is Pumpkin Spice Palpatine trying to infer that Brain Worm, WWE CoChair, and Fox&Friends Host are "Great Patriots trying to fix America"?
I'd call him an dumber than a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks. And boxes.
I'd call him an dumber than a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks. And boxes.
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Is Pumpkin Spice Palpatine trying to infer that Brain Worm, WWE CoChair, and Fox&Friends Host are "Great Patriots trying to fix America"?
I'd call him an dumber than a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks. And boxes.
I'd call him an dumber than a box of rocks, but that would be an insult to rocks. And boxes.
Never play chess with a pigeon. They'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they won.
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Never play chess with a pigeon. They'll just knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they won.
"Huh? Everyone's leaving and giving us our own little echo chamber to shamelessly fellate each other? Fuck that. Let's go over there!"
More proof that the only policy that cons have is making the other side miserable.
More proof that the only policy that cons have is making the other side miserable.
November 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
"Huh? Everyone's leaving and giving us our own little echo chamber to shamelessly fellate each other? Fuck that. Let's go over there!"
More proof that the only policy that cons have is making the other side miserable.
More proof that the only policy that cons have is making the other side miserable.
This scene lives in my head rent free everytime my wife and I go to the grocery store.
"Sweetie, Doritos are 2 for 5! Grab a couple bags!"
"... How can the be profitable for Frito Lay?"
"... I want a divorce."
"Sweetie, Doritos are 2 for 5! Grab a couple bags!"
"... How can the be profitable for Frito Lay?"
"... I want a divorce."
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM
This scene lives in my head rent free everytime my wife and I go to the grocery store.
"Sweetie, Doritos are 2 for 5! Grab a couple bags!"
"... How can the be profitable for Frito Lay?"
"... I want a divorce."
"Sweetie, Doritos are 2 for 5! Grab a couple bags!"
"... How can the be profitable for Frito Lay?"
"... I want a divorce."
How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
November 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
How can you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
Real talk. The Banana Splits song slaps. Shoutout to Deadmeat for getting that stuck in my head for years.
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Real talk. The Banana Splits song slaps. Shoutout to Deadmeat for getting that stuck in my head for years.
I know everyone compares this timeline to Idiocracy, but that's disingenuous. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at least appointed the smartest man in the world to fix everything.
November 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
I know everyone compares this timeline to Idiocracy, but that's disingenuous. Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at least appointed the smartest man in the world to fix everything.
R O T U N D
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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