Generic Network Engineer v38.01
@standarditnerd.bsky.social
Just a dude who asks you "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
"Chemo? Nah. Take this Green Coffee Bean Extract mixed with Horse Ejaculate. It not only will cure your cancer, but magically make you de-age 50 years! What's that? You're only 38? You'll magically de-age back to your father's sack!" - Dr. Oz, probably.
November 20, 2024 at 6:35 PM
"Chemo? Nah. Take this Green Coffee Bean Extract mixed with Horse Ejaculate. It not only will cure your cancer, but magically make you de-age 50 years! What's that? You're only 38? You'll magically de-age back to your father's sack!" - Dr. Oz, probably.
You can't convince me this isn't what's happening right now.
November 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
You can't convince me this isn't what's happening right now.