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Apiksen #1 luukuttaja!!
certified cardboard gambler
muut somet yms: https://patenkorttihommeli.carrd.co/
pfp by @diamonddump on twt
got the iguana bits chips and 30yo cola for today ‼️
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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dead space snep
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
my prayers have been answered 🙏
January 11, 2026 at 11:34 AM
praying they include a new Ajani card in Lorwyn Eclipsed 🙏
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
i <3 expensive cardboard
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
notoriety is dumb as hell in elite.. i got 2 from protecting myself from people who wanted to kill me during a ground mission?
September 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i may be broke as fuck right now but i have a fleet carrier at least :) (i could've had two..)
August 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
2008 called, they want their planet back
August 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i think at this point it's official that i don't have a social life
July 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i got from Elite II to Elite III in trade in a couple of days.. should i get a life?
July 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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"I asked Grok"

"I asked ChatGPT"

I asked Dr. Robotnik if he needed any help and he told me
July 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
is there an in-lore reason why the auto-docking feature on the advanced docking computer sucks or.. because it decided to slam my cutter into a mountain out of nowhere!
June 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Some women want love.

Some seek power and money.

Some seek attention and fame.

Others just want Final Fantasy Magic: The Gathering cards.
May 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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at a punk show where there’s free hrt at the merch table. we’re gonna be alright y’all
May 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i <3 shitty music in shitty quality
May 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i am very good at elite dangerous yesyes (i am not a fan of confrontation)
April 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
holographic eternal credit card goes kinda crazy not going to lie
April 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Over the weekend, I was in a commander game where I was fully cooked but had a cool play in hand so I told my opponent "man if you let me do this one thing, I will concede immediately after" and he said okay so I cast Summon The Pack and dumped an entire Legions pack onto the board
February 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Frontier saw that i was colonising like the British Empire back in the day and made the servers go down smh
February 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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That’s more like it.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
never stop gambling 🙏
January 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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ヌマルネコ
May 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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December 7, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Awww he noticed the extinction meteor before I did 😍
November 10, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Maissi on hyvää 😃👍
November 10, 2024 at 2:14 PM