Ran across this a while ago, don't know who to attribute it to but "'All due respect,' is a wonderful expression because it doesn't actually specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none."

The disgusting hubris of these rich dickheads is so obnoxious because so many of the emails literally say “hello my best friend in pedophile, when are we meeting up to do more pedophilia on the island of trafficked children.”

Just need the dust to settle in other parts of my life, and then I can sit down with my boss and be like, "Can my introverted ass present this at our next department meeting of 130+ people? I promise not to pass out cold."

If I say, "No, honey, don't let me have it, we do not need to buy every shiny thing I see, I'm a fucking magpie." Too late. I loved it, so he loves it for me.

... It IS really pretty, though ...

Sorry, but, I don't make "$100 per clothing item is nothing to worry about" kind of money. I just don't. And the number of plus-sized clothing brands in Canada seems to shrink every year.

Every so often I'll have to do a double-take, completely defeating the point of 'background noise', because I'll hear "So I left my porn out in the open to see if it would grow" and "You can have two different types of porn".

I love every time I find one of their videos. There's another good one where he's doing a trade with a female Pokemon player, and she goes to store it in a Ritz box she's carrying because she can't afford a binder or card holder, and he finds everything she needs to replace the Ritz box.

This angerpost brought to you by the three times today that I found myself walking behind some dude that was puffing out enough white clouds to make his own fog of war. Of course, always walking in such a way that I could never safely pass them.