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mario is known for his jumps and for his proclivity to mushrooms. are you paying attention. sonic can spindash and loves chili dogs. you better be writing this down.
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on an SS14 branch i play you can soak cigarettes into medicine and then eat them for the effects so to counter that they were tweaked to give you cancer (hard to heal damage type)
"Nicotine Effects Has a 10% chance to deal 0.2 Cellular. Deals 0.2 Cellular when there's at least 1u of this reagent."
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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[jigsaw voice] get really high and play my game
saw for pstriple
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The Beatles, posing with unknown fourth member, C. 1962
The Beatles are standing in front of a white background. From left to right, Paul McCartney, W.D Gaster, George Harrison, John Lennon.
August 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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my horny ass thought this was-! no... no I have thought better of it and shan't say.
Worm Got teeth eat dirt
May 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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"hoppy" easter, eh? eh? [is immediately hit with intense radiation] #ss14 ? just barely
Illustration - Young person stood in non-descript yellow and green backdrop. They are made of slime, and are wearing a bunny themed hoodie with accompanying mittens and socks, and a pink dress and shoes. They are jovial, and have a large smile on their face.
April 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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various #ss14 drawinks. fun game
3 panel comic. panel 1: bishiki, a vox (a humanoid bird alien), asks 'Ever make out with a Vox?', in an inquisitive way. panel 2: charles, a middle-aged human, visibly tired, responds with 'Nope'. panel 3: charles is burnt to a crisp by a nuclear explosion. a human doctor stands, holding his medical PDA, a device which can scan and show readouts of a person's ailments. he is lanky with a scruffy chin and large fluffy hair, and is wearing an annoyed expression thanks to the high levels of radiation damage the body has accrued, making it likely unhealable. a female presenting slime person is standing with an expectant smile on their face. they are clutching a 'bounty manifest', a piece of paper listing a bounty for a particular item, in their hand. because they are made of slime, it has started to soak in their hands. 5 panel comic. a medical officer of non-specific rank approaches the hydroponics bay, requesting an important medical ingredient, ambrosia deus. when the window opens, they are progressively enveloped in a large amount of cannabis smoke, and become progressively more upset as they begin to dissapear within it.
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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his famous crystal skull #homestuck
dirk strider from homestuck stares bewildered at a crystal skull. it has a visible aura denoting it as strange and otherworldly. whered he get it? fuck knows
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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wait. new social media. i can repost homer butterfinger aura. fuck yes.
Homer, of Simpson fame, stands nobly clutching his great weapon, a singular large Butterfinger candy bar.
November 16, 2024 at 2:01 AM