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mario is known for his jumps and for his proclivity to mushrooms. are you paying attention. sonic can spindash and loves chili dogs. you better be writing this down.
mario is known for his jumps and for his proclivity to mushrooms. are you paying attention. sonic can spindash and loves chili dogs. you better be writing this down.
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
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Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Cloudflare is just one guy holding two cables together. The entire internet runs through them. He is being electrocuted 24/7 but holds on because he knows people need the world wide web. When he passes out from pain & exhaustion we get 404 errors
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I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I really thought to myself "how bad could it be"
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supportive pillow 1/2
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
supportive pillow 1/2
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Cash the Pockymon! Reckon he will get sponsored by them?
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
(last minute Happy Pocky Day)
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October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I am proud to be a knobhead
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am proud to be a knobhead
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Why do the Kirby Air Riders machines make "a sound that's similar to a wail" when destroyed, Sakurai?
![comic edit with masahiro sakurai placed on the first scientist
I've made a [MACHINE] that [WAIL]s!
Machine is screaming AAAAAAAAAA
with AAAAs continuing in the background, second scientist asks, Why?
Sakurai pauses,
thinks.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:o5yjdq6v6y556vpctjnz7ee5/bafkreicgyhqo3vojdtjeqiqqlj7t4ybitzomtnuctpmjkx2epflwhom4hy@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Why do the Kirby Air Riders machines make "a sound that's similar to a wail" when destroyed, Sakurai?
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
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October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Customer: MY NAME IS BOBBY AND THIS IS MY NICK NAME.
DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
October 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Customer: MY NAME IS BOBBY AND THIS IS MY NICK NAME.
DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: BOOBY, SEXUAL
Verdict: DENIED
[jigsaw voice] get really high and play my game
October 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[jigsaw voice] get really high and play my game
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Wario Might Be Pretty Bad But He Owns a Pair of Sneakers That Light Up When He Walks So You Should Play as Him More
October 13, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Wario Might Be Pretty Bad But He Owns a Pair of Sneakers That Light Up When He Walks So You Should Play as Him More
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.