I buy some dumb protein products sometimes but to this I simply must ask: why??? And where does this end????

I don’t think I want to go to the Lincoln immersive theater experience actually

Just because it’s true that 26 year old clothes are vintage doesn’t mean you have to say it out loud like that

Last weekend @dweinman.bsky.social issued us a personal challenge to watch all the Mission Impossible movies before we see the new one today and, like Ethan Hunt every time there is a nuclear bomb threatening the world and everyone he loves, we got it done just under the wire

Chris as the clear expert here can you please expand on butthole lazers. What are the butthole lazers for. Please, I am just an ally seeking to be educated, I simply must know what the butthole lazers do.

My cousin dropped in casual conversation that she is close personal friends with this guy and his family. Said “they are all such wonderful people.”

The NYT Connections Sports Edition likes to hurt me specifically

So convenient that these cinnamon sticks have a shaker top. I can just shake it really hard and waft the scent of cinnamon over what I’m making