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Stachenscarfen
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Keh heh heh :)
You're welcome officer! Just don't commit any crimes with those! I have warrants! Keh heh heh!
March 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I have two from when I was a mercenary if you want one.
March 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm hoping little lady! I'm happy you have a fondness for them as well! Don't forget to check the couch cushions and the fountains in parks! Keh heh heh!
March 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I didn't know there were so many options! Thank you officer! Keh heh heh! I'd give you a hint coin but that would be bribing an official and I can't go back to jail!
March 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thank you, young man! Here, have a hint coin!
March 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
*takes your glasses and puts them on* Huh, look at that! Guess old Stachey needs to get his eyes checked!
March 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really? Says right here "Desmond Snoozysnore, professor of archeology and avid aviation enthusiast."
March 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Thank you sonny! Let's see here...
*Spends coin*
Oh, the famous Professor Snoozysnore! I've heard of you!
March 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I also don't even know this guy
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I also miss this guys wife
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That's right little lady! They're everywhere! One was a choking hazard in my lunch today, I found one under a park bench, there were a bunch in the park water fountain. Just about anywhere a mouse could go, a hint coin is sure to follow! Keh heh heh! Now off to buy lipstick!
March 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My goodness that's a lot of pink! Hmm, this is one tricky puzzle... In a situation like this, a hint coin is perfect! I can use the hint coin I found in my canned lunch to get a hint as to which pink I would like best! Let's see...That brick pink might be nice or maybe the bold fuchsia? Keh heh heh!
March 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Why, coming from such a sweet little girl like you, that means a lot! Tell ya what, you teach me about which shade of pink is best and I'll teach you about hint coins! Keh heh heh!
March 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Well, sometimes people can feel different on the inside than what their body is on the outside. With everyone else becoming women today, it makes old Stachy think maybe he could be one too! Of course, if I don't think it fits me, I can always go back to being Stachenscarfen! Keh heh heh!
March 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
(Thinking)

*Whoo boy, that twink needs some anxiety meds*
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Keh heh heh! No need sonny! I have so many, I don't know what to do with all of them. Under the mattress, in jars, offshore accounts, the end of rainbows, that diner I'm banned from and New Jersey just to name a few spots! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get creative with some tax paperwork!
March 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Well, part of my job is staring folks down to see if they need to be taught about hint coins but never to see if they're a twink. First time for everythin', eh? Hmmm, let's see... You're stylish, a little skinny and a twink is a sponge cake with cream filling. So no! I don't think so! Keh heh heh!
March 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The name is Stachenscarfen! Not wild gay twink!
March 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I see all the people I help with hint coins and picarats as my children! My ignorant but lovable children. And the best part is that like a real father, I really only show up at first, impart some common sense knowledge and then disappear until it's convenient for me! Keh heh heh!
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'd rather flood it with sandwiches! More layers to hide hint coins in! Keh heh heh!
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I have been banned from the diner
March 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM