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@stabsstabsstabs.bsky.social
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This is Stabby, for realsies. Growth freak, number enthusiast. Often found overthinking the wrong topic. Dream and I shall worship. he/him. 🔞
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The face of the Nameless One from Planescape: Torment superimposed on the Hot Dog Suit Guy meme.
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Hey, anyone remember this game?
A screenshot from the newspaper in Goblins III. A picture on the newspaper displays the werewolf protagonist kissing the queen.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Twitter goonerbait bots are getting smarter, now they promise twins
Two bots with identical profile pics and names, different only in one emoji at the end of the name, have liked the same post on Twitter.
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Virgin "WW2 alt-hist where the Nazis win" Chad "WW2 alt-hist where the Nazis lose even harder"
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Draw your OC in this
A picture of a gray metal foot in a strange gold piece of jewelry covering everything behind the toes at least to the ankle. It is captioned "Foot reliquary (c. 1450) from the Basel Minster treasury, made of silver, copper, gold-plated, mother of pearl, enamel, gemstones, pearls and glass."
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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What do you think
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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😏
White Rain: Unlike every other red rain event, a recent one dropped a thick, white, gel-like liquid and soaked all of Delend. No obvious effect has yet been observed, but people are nervous. Except for a few patches, the white [the screenshot cuts off here]
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Dear Santa,
Twitter post with a picture of the Intellifuck brand pills, a hand holding a blue single-pill blister with a picture of a tiger fucking a rhinoceros in the savannah with a transparent Einstein watching. Text on the blister reads "Increase sex drive & IQ simultaneously". The post reads "I've never seen what gas station dick pills actually look like until today and have been desperately stopping myself from wheezing at this pic for like an hour". The picture has a lower border indicating it was posted in r/196.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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spicy is this true
A dark mode X post by on_kinky, with the text obscured by a floating text balloon reading "Pídele a Grok que te explique este post", which translates to "Ask Grok to explain this post to you"
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I regret to inform you that you are, sir, in fact smaller than a butt.
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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@raccoonmom69.bsky.social hey do you like trading cards
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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This many
The "I told my uncle about Photoshop. He sent me this a week later" meme.
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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@raccoonmom69.bsky.social did something happen
"Quality Inn" By Choice Hotels Oakwood sign. A board on the sign reads "PET FRIENDLY EXCEPT FOR RACCOONS NEVER AGAIN"
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"Casually approach child" meme with the man replaced by a skeleton. The "Child" part of the text is crossed out in red, with the word "Women" roughly drawn atop in red.
September 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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when you block bots this is who ur blocking
A Hajime Sorayama painting of a chrome-colored gynoid in a golden jacket.
August 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Bandwagoning. Sue me.
Simcity 2000 advisor. Text edited to show "If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class."
July 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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HO HO HO - what have we here, little man...
Cover of 12 August 1978 cover of 2000AD magazine. Judge Dredd is pinched by his scruff and held up to eye level by what appears to be the Jolly Green Giant, saying "HO HO HO - what have we here, little man..."
July 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Me: Unhinged, cringe, disturbingly unfunny and desperately horny tweet, bringing dishonor upon my house and greater shame upon my memory.
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May 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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presented without comment
A graph of distributions with the X axis labeled "estimated change in percent total length per lunar month" ranging from -2 to 4.
May 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Alas. Her prison has been warped beyond recognition, and she has broken free!
A tweet by "Bootleg Dicc Pills" from 25th July 2023. It reads "In order to save our universe" the sorcerer cried out "we must banish the Empress and her ever expanding body to twitter dot com"
February 27, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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A low-resolution photograph of a car with a bumper sticker reading "ALL MY OTHER CARS WERE COVERED IN CUM". Below, a tumblr image frame includes the tag "#victim of a dragon attack"
February 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Hey, I draw too. Shout out to @katsumega.bsky.social and @mrboosh.bsky.social for letting me play with the girls.
A sketch of a pointy-eared woman with a witch hat and round glasses. Her oversized bust is lying on the ground, with a gray cityscape before her exposed breasts. Right ahead of the city, there are two footprints; she is looking, open-mouthed, at a woman on the foreground of the image, with immense breasts inside a striped shirt, a squished belly, and a tight pair of pants around her immense ass and thighs. The picture crops below her neck level; a broken bubble pointing through her cleavage shows a close-up of a different woman staring up in angry outrage. The composition is reminiscent of the "distracted boyfriend" meme.
February 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM