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This is Stabby, for realsies. Growth freak, number enthusiast. Often found overthinking the wrong topic. Dream and I shall worship. he/him. 🔞
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Me: Typing at my screen at 1 AM.
The humble cockroach, flying repeatedly into my face: HEY MAN YOU GOT GAMES ON YOUR PHONE?
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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A Primer to the Square-Cube Law

#SizeSky
Whenever you see kaiju or other giants in the media, someone will be quick to point out that they couldn’t possibly be that big in real life due to the Square-Cube Law. But what is the Square-Cube Law, and why does it mean people can’t be big? The Square-Cube Law was first described by Galileo Galilei. Although better known for his discovery that the tides are caused by all the water on earth sloshing around as it rotates on its axis (Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, 1632), Galileo also found the time to describe the relationship between the surface area of an object and the volume of an object as that object increases in size. Fig. 1. Ishirō Honda, director. Godzilla (1954) Fig. 2. Galileo Galilei Fig. 3. Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems, as translated into Italian Imagine it like this: you have a block made up of individual inch-wide ice cubes, stacked three high, three wide, and three deep. Your block is composed of 27 ice cubes total. Now, you decide to make the block slightly bigger at four high, four wide, and four deep. Now the volume of the block is a whopping 64 ice cubes! And it only escalates from there. So what does this have to do with giants not being able to exist? Well, as you stack more and more ice cubes on top of each other, they become harder and harder to keep standing due to how slippery they are. The larger a pile of ice cubes is, the harder it is to keep them standing. So the more inch-wide ice cubes - the titular Square-Cube - that it would take to build an object of that size, the more unstable it is. Fig. 4. An (1) ice cube Fig. 5. A 3x3x3 stack of ice cubes Fig. 6. A 4x4x4 stack of ice cubes. Notice how this is more ice cubes. Fig. 7. The result of trying to stack a Mothra sized pile of ice cubes. This is why giants can’t exist in the real world, because a person that measures millions upon millions of ice cubes large would never be able to stand without immediately crashing down, unless it was extremely cold outside which would help keep them stable (in the terms of scientific law, this is referred to as Asset Freezing). As a bonus fact, the Square-Cube Law also explains why ants are so strong. Since a single ice cube is the most stable unit, anything smaller than that is exponentially more sturdy. You can confuse an ant by surrounding it with crushed ice to trick it into thinking the Square-Cube is smaller than it actually is, thus weakening it. Fig. 8. The Square-Cube Law in effect. The giant is too slippery to stand up. Fig. 9. Under the right conditions, a giant could easily exist. This is why planets can be so large, because space is very cold. Fig. 10. The humble ant; the strongest creature on Earth and God's favorite creation.
December 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Hey, wanna see some nightmare monstrosities being absolute goobers? There's this e-manga, Road to the Erdtree, first two and last two chapters are always out for free in the official page. :)

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ELDEN RING　The Road to the Erdtree｜カドコミ (コミックウォーカー)
Aseo, a poor, Tarnished wretch, finds himself cast out into Limgrave—naked, penniless, hopeless, and maidenless. His only hope in his harsh, unforgiving new home is a mysterious woman named Melina. Sh...
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December 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Draw your OC in this
A picture of a gray metal foot in a strange gold piece of jewelry covering everything behind the toes at least to the ankle. It is captioned "Foot reliquary (c. 1450) from the Basel Minster treasury, made of silver, copper, gold-plated, mother of pearl, enamel, gemstones, pearls and glass."
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A sketch in pink. Or fushia. Or magenta. Or whatever
November 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Astral premature ejaculation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A Guide to Outgrowing the Universe, Based on Potential Cosmological Topology
#sizesky
FIG 1: Spherical Universe AKA: "The Good Stuff" + The classic + The last frontier of outgrowing stuff + Maybe there's even bigger stuff out there? - Probably not actually the shape of the universe - Could be non-euclidean, which would be impossible to outgrow. Bummer. FIG 2: Flat Universe AKA: "The Boring One" + Probably the actual shape of the universe + Infinite space means growing forever - Infinite space also means just a whole lot of nothing - Could get the same enjoyment out of hitting "+1" on your calculator forever FIG 3: Negative Curve Universe AKA: "The Saddle" - Infinite, but I don't understand this one + Maybe you could ride the universe like a horse. FIG 4: 3-Torus Universe AKA: "The Time Donut" - Oh Jesus - A finite but edgeless space, so I guess you grow forever and wrap around on yourself? - Also the middle funnel is time, so you're also everywhen too which I'm not even going to try and explain + Being a donut is fine. I don't care anymore.
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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on second thought, let's not outgrow the universe. it is a silly place
king arthur addressing his men outside Camelot in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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By AI generating my posts with an LLM I can finally make posts using 0% of my brain, something previously thought to be standard
December 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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This is an e-mail to remind you that your balls are 87% full of cum. Please consider upgrading to business balls
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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So! X logged me off, and I can't be arsed to recover the password. I wanted to find a meme I had posted earlier, but instead, I used Nitter.

I think I'm in no hurry to log back in right now. Or possibly ever.
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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A Maxel for your troubles (I should really post my sketches more often)

#sizesky #giantess #tyrants!au
Axel as a giant, crushing a building between her thighs. Dialogue: "Why don't we find something that's a bit less light work?" "Not that anything can actually handle me..."
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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NEW GENDER JUST DROPPED
A gender selection option that gives you a choice between "Male" or "Memale"
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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So... there's an ongoing growth drive, would you guys like to "help"?
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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White Rain: Unlike every other red rain event, a recent one dropped a thick, white, gel-like liquid and soaked all of Delend. No obvious effect has yet been observed, but people are nervous. Except for a few patches, the white [the screenshot cuts off here]
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Proofing dough is cool. I'd also like to get felt up and then double in size.
August 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Image that entered my brain spontaneously and wouldn't leave until I made it
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Dear Santa,
Twitter post with a picture of the Intellifuck brand pills, a hand holding a blue single-pill blister with a picture of a tiger fucking a rhinoceros in the savannah with a transparent Einstein watching. Text on the blister reads "Increase sex drive & IQ simultaneously". The post reads "I've never seen what gas station dick pills actually look like until today and have been desperately stopping myself from wheezing at this pic for like an hour". The picture has a lower border indicating it was posted in r/196.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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spicy is this true
A dark mode X post by on_kinky, with the text obscured by a floating text balloon reading "Pídele a Grok que te explique este post", which translates to "Ask Grok to explain this post to you"
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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American gets stuck in giant German vagina, rescued by 22 baffled firefighters
It took 22 German firefighters to rescue an American exchange student who got himself stuck leg-first inside a giant vagina sculpture.
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December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Grok, am I real?
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Your argument is invalid I've drawn you as the scared pathetic tiny and myself as the triumphant powerful giant
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM