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LAZARUS
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Thou must be kidding!
Fly now and poop ye on every MAGA hat thou sees.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I couldn't kill him...he looked at me with his 8 eyes and for a moment, he actually looked like me! 😕😕😕

He's now known as the Lazarus spider, he can live in the corner for a thousand years, after that, he's on his own...🙄
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Stop inventing stuff!
November 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It was an embarrassing meeting.
MBS was in total control, although he struggled to suppress his laughter at trumps comentary and decorating skills...the memory of Jamal Kashogi and the victims of 9/ll was hurt today in the oval office by the president.
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Cars?
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My 1 year anniversary was today as well...my grandkids said I wouldn't last 5 minutes because I'm too old fashioned.

What they meant was that I'm too old!...😑

They can't even walk past the convent clothes line on washing day without paralysis setting in.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh my sweet Charlotte,
What has happened to thee? 😔
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I've sent my twin grandsons to the quarry to find treasure for thee...❤️
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Tenth moon.

If I get a million dollars for Christmas my heart will stop. Again...I'll be happy with a bottle of arak and some turkish pizza.
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
That explains a lot.
November 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Good morning George,
I'm having a happy day so far...found a really good parking spot at the pharmacy...😃🐪
November 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Poor Angry Grandma.
She only recently learned about mentos and coke.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It will be alright Tasha.
Hang in there...they called me a parody...me!

I need a quick rest now.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Opium bird.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I think I knew her mother.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Is it morning already?
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You're on!
My kids are practising as we speak, so.....look out!
November 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thank you my friend.

Sneaking out for half a cigarette now...❤️🕊
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
❤️
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Where's my money!
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We defend democracy and we've been resisting since Caesar.

We fight for a better future for our children.

God bless everyone 🙏❤️
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
It won't be the best ballroom in the world.
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
It's got to be him...who else gets angry then picks up their phone to vent?...anyway, I'm starting my own airline service soon...door to door...and you can even smoke.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Stairs can be scary.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM