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LAZARUS
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Thou must be kidding!
Pinned
What it feels like on Blue Sky.
Fly now and poop ye on every MAGA hat thou sees.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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It's time.
Repost please.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I couldn't kill him...he looked at me with his 8 eyes and for a moment, he actually looked like me! 😕😕😕

He's now known as the Lazarus spider, he can live in the corner for a thousand years, after that, he's on his own...🙄
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
It was an embarrassing meeting.
MBS was in total control, although he struggled to suppress his laughter at trumps comentary and decorating skills...the memory of Jamal Kashogi and the victims of 9/ll was hurt today in the oval office by the president.
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Oh my sweet Charlotte,
What has happened to thee? 😔
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dear Canada, please stop shooting ostrich just because you're trying to prevent bird flu...those birds live for like 70 years. Please find a way to isolate them and only cull infected creatures.😔

I love Canada 🇨🇦
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Stairs can be scary.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Happy 'All Saints' day everyone.
October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
She just wants to love someone ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My poor wife hates the Halloween season...the irony, I'm the first ever recorded zombie.
October 22, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Oh look what i found in the old Chronovisor.

Can't believe it still works...😕
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Hazel...just born.
My great granddaughter...❤️❤️❤️

My back hurts already.
October 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Aluminium Oxide, Barium, Strontium, Copper Sulphate, Potassium Iodide.

...and I get nagged for smoking half a cigarette 🚬
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I can't help feeling that the kids who lost school lunch benefits and the elderly who lost meals on wheels, are the people who paid for the $20B Argentina bailout...😔

Thank you Elon, I hope you never feel hunger and despair...you're not strong like we are.
October 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Do you think he'll sue the Nobel peace prize committee? 😄
October 10, 2025 at 9:50 AM
😄😄😄
BREAKING: Maria Corina Machado wins Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Americas finest.

Not alcoholics.
Not epstien clients.
Not grifters.
Not stupid.

Warriors all...and if they put on weight, deal with it.
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I've got a strange pain in the chest...😃

So, just in case I don't get a chance to say it, here it is.

Donald Trump is a big fat idiot baby with a square head and a face like a well slapped arse.

Going to bed...love love...❤️🐪
September 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Waiting for this rapture...hope it happens before the storm.
September 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I love looking out the kitchen window and watching my neighbour trying to steal my apples....😄😄😄 from the viper tree....😁
September 21, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Sometimes it's not a good idea to drink alcohol if you need to take zolpidem to sleep.

Nightmares and fever dreams can be very stressful.
September 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
3I Atlas or should I say 'wormwood' is making me feel a little tension. I'm really too old for this business. 👽🥺
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Who doesn't love to watch their kids playing sports...😒
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Lord have mercy!
They're selling my cataracts on ebay!
September 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM