Spencer
@ssspencerrr.bsky.social
Imagine this sentence is profound.
“Oh wow”, you thought.
Father, Nurse, DM, he/him, millennial, villain, super genius, hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
“Oh wow”, you thought.
Father, Nurse, DM, he/him, millennial, villain, super genius, hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
I was against murder my entire life but now for health reasons I’m a puppy breeder. I don’t sell them, I just raise them up to be dogs because it’s more satisfying to kill them when they’re bigger.
December 18, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I was against murder my entire life but now for health reasons I’m a puppy breeder. I don’t sell them, I just raise them up to be dogs because it’s more satisfying to kill them when they’re bigger.
🎼 Girls in bikinis 🎶
-Poppy
-Poppy
December 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
🎼 Girls in bikinis 🎶
-Poppy
-Poppy
Misspelling of ‘honkey’. Synonymous with ‘whitey’.
December 6, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Misspelling of ‘honkey’. Synonymous with ‘whitey’.
Oh god. I didn’t do shit you asked me to do while you were gone and all I can offer is “wow you’re here early!” When you’re here at the exact expected time.
I did gain a few levels in #DeepRockGalactic tho. Rock and stone?
I did gain a few levels in #DeepRockGalactic tho. Rock and stone?
December 6, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Oh god. I didn’t do shit you asked me to do while you were gone and all I can offer is “wow you’re here early!” When you’re here at the exact expected time.
I did gain a few levels in #DeepRockGalactic tho. Rock and stone?
I did gain a few levels in #DeepRockGalactic tho. Rock and stone?
Some people are comedic subs. They yearn for the insults.
December 6, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Some people are comedic subs. They yearn for the insults.
I hope more insurance CEO’s make Minecraft accounts and then join public lobbies and then are found out and then their character is perhaps brought to zero health by a creeper or whatever the hell is in Minecraft now. Dragons? I dunno it’s been like 15 years for me.
December 5, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I hope more insurance CEO’s make Minecraft accounts and then join public lobbies and then are found out and then their character is perhaps brought to zero health by a creeper or whatever the hell is in Minecraft now. Dragons? I dunno it’s been like 15 years for me.
Rock and stone in the heart!
December 4, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Rock and stone in the heart!
Noticing a distinct lack of 001
December 2, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Noticing a distinct lack of 001
The beginning of the end of you have chronic uncontrolled diabetes
December 2, 2024 at 2:25 PM
The beginning of the end of you have chronic uncontrolled diabetes
I used a label maker and named all of our wheeled equipment over the last month. We have an ultrasound named Ursula, a Doppler named Doretta, and a CorTrak named Tracy. The labels are in places that are hard to notice but easy to find. I’ve told no one.
December 2, 2024 at 9:27 AM
I used a label maker and named all of our wheeled equipment over the last month. We have an ultrasound named Ursula, a Doppler named Doretta, and a CorTrak named Tracy. The labels are in places that are hard to notice but easy to find. I’ve told no one.
Sorry. Was in denial about my own age. Carry on. I am the ignoramus.
December 2, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Sorry. Was in denial about my own age. Carry on. I am the ignoramus.
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Put me in for 2026, coach!
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Put me in for 2026, coach!
(Note to self: Math joke that make this person look like an ignoramus goes here)
December 2, 2024 at 4:54 AM
(Note to self: Math joke that make this person look like an ignoramus goes here)
Bluesky is 2016 Twitter, but in 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒
December 2, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Bluesky is 2016 Twitter, but in 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝒾𝓋𝑒
Oh you like space? Name every star.
November 29, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Oh you like space? Name every star.