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Spencer
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Imagine this sentence is profound.
“Oh wow”, you thought.
Father, Nurse, DM, he/him, millennial, villain, super genius, hoopy frood who knows where his towel is
Pinned
Praise be to the algorithm gods may they hear my prayer

🎲 Dungeons and Dragons
🙈 Father
🍆 Husband
🩺 Nursing
⚕️ Critical Care
🍹 Bourbon
📣 Idiocy
🚔 Crime, committing
🔨 Labor
👴🏻 Millennial
🧛 Baulder’s Gate 3
⛏️ Deep Rock Galactic
🎮 Steamdeck
🎭 I Think You Should Leave
🗡️ Adventure Time
🛡️ Zelda
🧹 Vacuums
Gotta have a talk with the guy who named them ‘anti-protons’ when ‘negatrons’ was RIGHT THERE
January 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I don’t know what idiot is in charge of marketing for top hats and capes but if I had one single inkling that they might come back in any sort, I’d immediately buy like fifty.
December 31, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Just saw that I’m blocked by two people. Time to pump those numbers up. Marx was right. Communism will win. Trans rights are human rights. ACAB. Abolish prisons. Seize the means. Please stop taking animals’ kids away from them. Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie.
December 6, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
In my house, Dad Rock consists of:
Korn
System of a Down
Rage Against the Machine
Electric Six
Deftones
Slipknot
Pantera
Soulfly
Black Dahlia Murder
Coal Chamber
Rob Zombie
The Offspring
Limp Bizkit
Static-X
The White Stripes

You get the idea. Secretly, this is a #promosky post for moots. Thx.
December 4, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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BONG
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Wow thank you all for the 31 followers. I especially owe it to the OnlyFans accounts. I wanna be upset, but sex work is work and I hate work but they’re just out here on their 9-5, killin it. Keep it up, ladies!
December 2, 2024 at 5:09 AM
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I hated when a big migration from Facebook to Instagram happened. I never hopped on the Snapchat bandwagon. I was never a big YouTube browser. Image-centric social media is whack. TikTok, short video algorithm based media, was the worst of them all. Reddit has been ok. Bluesky is a banger tho.
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
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BONG
November 26, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The Fantastic Mr. Fox is the only Thanksgiving movie I need.
November 25, 2024 at 6:15 PM
If computers are so smart then why does Spotify keep trying to play the whole song of Baker Street when I only want the first sixty seconds?
November 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
I have modified my Bluesky account so that only beautiful people can read my posts.
November 24, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Just a list of highly specific shit I enjoy.

🔥 DnD: Descent into Avernus
❄️ DnD: Rime of the Frostmaiden
📺 Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
🩺 Critical Care Nursing
⛏️ Deep Rock Galactic
🎈 Doom
☀️ Solar Energy
🍕 Homemade dough
🗡️ FF V, VII, VIII, X
💰 Thrift Shopping
🎮 SM64, MK64
🥊 Homestar Runner
🎥 Classic Vines
November 23, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Regular nerds: I enjoy BG3 and DnD
Advanced nerd: I enjoy DnD and BG3
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
I hate my backwards wiring. I see nice things and I want to exclaim mean things in an attempt to convey that I enjoy them.

“Wow look at this photo of the moon I took”

“Wow if your mother moved, maybe I could see it. Wait why are you mad? That means I liked it!”
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 AM
It’s me. I was the 20 millionth user.
November 20, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Alright gang, now we just need to remake Vine and we will have defeated Time itself.
November 20, 2024 at 4:07 AM
So far I’ve found:
LeVar Burton
George Takei
Dril
internethippo
Pixelatedboat
Krang
Florkofcows
Jack Stauber
Extra Fabulous Comics
Mr Lovenstein

Ohyeahitsallcomingtogether.wav
November 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Praise be to the algorithm gods may they hear my prayer

🎲 Dungeons and Dragons
🙈 Father
🍆 Husband
🩺 Nursing
⚕️ Critical Care
🍹 Bourbon
📣 Idiocy
🚔 Crime, committing
🔨 Labor
👴🏻 Millennial
🧛 Baulder’s Gate 3
⛏️ Deep Rock Galactic
🎮 Steamdeck
🎭 I Think You Should Leave
🗡️ Adventure Time
🛡️ Zelda
🧹 Vacuums
November 18, 2024 at 11:44 PM