Jef
sspan.bsky.social
Jef
@sspan.bsky.social
An earth-shaking, world-bending, and reality-warping kind of guy.
Good news! Teriyaki chicken Bao doesn't exist so you did acquire and have eaten the authentic teriyaki chicken Bao
January 19, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Futuristic glamour
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Self imposed jail
December 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Reposted by Jef
I just talked to my 27 y/o kid about this. Started with "what I imagined for you does NOT matter." She is different from me, wonderfully so, and even she has a hard time remembering that pleasing me is NOT her job. I love her, but I don't matter. Kid, your life is about YOU. I'm just here to help.
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Extremely specific comment to make but probably very accurate
July 29, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I estimate this to be at least a 15% savings compared to including meat during lunch
March 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Forgot!!!
1 bar of ikea dark chocolate, chopped.
March 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM