Being mean to strangers isn't cool regardless of whether you agree with them. Be better.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Being mean to strangers isn't cool regardless of whether you agree with them. Be better.
Would you prefer to fight a human sized sassy Latino tarantula OR a horse sized hamster with gout and a crippling gambling addiction?
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Would you prefer to fight a human sized sassy Latino tarantula OR a horse sized hamster with gout and a crippling gambling addiction?
Disappointments
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Disappointments
Other than boomers, naturally.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Other than boomers, naturally.
Take up fishing?
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Take up fishing?
I got suspended from elementary school once for stubbornly insisting that the Sun was a star, and not a planet. 🫂
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got suspended from elementary school once for stubbornly insisting that the Sun was a star, and not a planet. 🫂
Nobody anywhere believes that
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nobody anywhere believes that
That would require 30 pieces of silverware, no
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That would require 30 pieces of silverware, no
Look, I want you on the team but I better not hear a peep
October 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Look, I want you on the team but I better not hear a peep
Obligatory "Mother Teresa was actually an awful bastard who intentionally forced people to suffer because she believed suffering was good" but yeah
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Obligatory "Mother Teresa was actually an awful bastard who intentionally forced people to suffer because she believed suffering was good" but yeah
"Is it uncomfortably hot in here to anyone else?!"
-98 Degrees
-98 Degrees
October 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Is it uncomfortably hot in here to anyone else?!"
-98 Degrees
-98 Degrees
He looks like he paid someone in a burnt down Shoney's to give him illegal plastic surgery to "look just like John Cena"
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
He looks like he paid someone in a burnt down Shoney's to give him illegal plastic surgery to "look just like John Cena"
How else would you explain popcorn ceilings
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
How else would you explain popcorn ceilings
That's because you're a piece of shit
September 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That's because you're a piece of shit
Blocked for making me see that
September 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Blocked for making me see that
Dosferatu in the Spanish market
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dosferatu in the Spanish market
Quite the union
September 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Quite the union
Let the good times roll
September 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Let the good times roll