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Time Being
@ssn-256-43-1893.bsky.social
· Nov 16
This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center...
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center...
How I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
How I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
You entered a dance contest. Pick your partner.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You entered a dance contest. Pick your partner.
You can just dip McDonald's burgers and fries into Velveeta cheese sauce, nobody can stop you. They will judge you, but only because they have envy in their hearts.
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You can just dip McDonald's burgers and fries into Velveeta cheese sauce, nobody can stop you. They will judge you, but only because they have envy in their hearts.
I'm not saying that you shouldn't celebrate, but 800k people in NY still voted for the other guy... We are still objectively fucked.
November 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm not saying that you shouldn't celebrate, but 800k people in NY still voted for the other guy... We are still objectively fucked.
What gif pops up when you type in your name? It's also today's mood.
August 15, 2025 at 12:50 PM
What gif pops up when you type in your name? It's also today's mood.
Look, at this point if you post a picture of the orange menace I immediately block you. Nobody wants to see that shit.
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Look, at this point if you post a picture of the orange menace I immediately block you. Nobody wants to see that shit.
They don't want you to know, but you can just put a fried egg on a red lobster biscuit. Nobody can stop you.
July 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They don't want you to know, but you can just put a fried egg on a red lobster biscuit. Nobody can stop you.
He talks about you in his sleep
And it's a solemn vow I keep
To polish up my blade and make it keen, Jolene
And it's a solemn vow I keep
To polish up my blade and make it keen, Jolene
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
But all that beauty's nothing real
Compared to sharpened, polished steel
And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
But all that beauty's nothing real
Compared to sharpened, polished steel
And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
July 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
He talks about you in his sleep
And it's a solemn vow I keep
To polish up my blade and make it keen, Jolene
And it's a solemn vow I keep
To polish up my blade and make it keen, Jolene
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
But all that beauty's nothing real
Compared to sharpened, polished steel
And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
But all that beauty's nothing real
Compared to sharpened, polished steel
And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
July 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
But all that beauty's nothing real
Compared to sharpened, polished steel
And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
But all that beauty's nothing real
Compared to sharpened, polished steel
And you cannot compete with this, Jolene
N'matter how many episodes I watch not one of these cowards has once had the ovaries to raise a hand to Bobby Flay. I'm starting to feel misled.
July 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
N'matter how many episodes I watch not one of these cowards has once had the ovaries to raise a hand to Bobby Flay. I'm starting to feel misled.
Did you know that in some movie theaters you can rent a private theater for up to 20 people for $150 and they will play your choice of movie that they are currently airing?
Also, last time I went a child kicked my seat the entire time, and its mother told me if I didn't like it I should move?
Also, last time I went a child kicked my seat the entire time, and its mother told me if I didn't like it I should move?
a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
ALT: a cat with its paws up in front of a purple background that says the more you know
media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Did you know that in some movie theaters you can rent a private theater for up to 20 people for $150 and they will play your choice of movie that they are currently airing?
Also, last time I went a child kicked my seat the entire time, and its mother told me if I didn't like it I should move?
Also, last time I went a child kicked my seat the entire time, and its mother told me if I didn't like it I should move?
June 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I saw this and it's the only thing I could think of
June 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I saw this and it's the only thing I could think of
Did you know that if you pass gas inside of a pyramid, it also releases gas. That way you always have a Tutankhamun.
a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
ALT: a rainbow with the words " be more you know " and a star
media.tenor.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Did you know that if you pass gas inside of a pyramid, it also releases gas. That way you always have a Tutankhamun.
Make others feel the way they make you feel. I call it brute force empathy.
June 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Make others feel the way they make you feel. I call it brute force empathy.
Inside you there are two wolves.
Unfortunately the HOA only allows you one wolf so you will be fined continuously until you comply.
Unfortunately the HOA only allows you one wolf so you will be fined continuously until you comply.
May 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Inside you there are two wolves.
Unfortunately the HOA only allows you one wolf so you will be fined continuously until you comply.
Unfortunately the HOA only allows you one wolf so you will be fined continuously until you comply.
Don't mistake my weakness for kindness.
April 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Don't mistake my weakness for kindness.
@stanmonitor.bsky.social Ideally I'd like to be removed from your list as I am not any of the things on the tin. 🤞
April 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@stanmonitor.bsky.social Ideally I'd like to be removed from your list as I am not any of the things on the tin. 🤞
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Tfw you’ve been told repeatedly not to press the big red button
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tfw you’ve been told repeatedly not to press the big red button
When I die, write down all the funny things I said, bind it into a book made from my skull.
Call it "It was funnier in my head"
Call it "It was funnier in my head"
February 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
When I die, write down all the funny things I said, bind it into a book made from my skull.
Call it "It was funnier in my head"
Call it "It was funnier in my head"
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@shadowbanner.bsky.social
What's a divorcelli and why do you have me on a list of "orbiters"?
What's a divorcelli and why do you have me on a list of "orbiters"?
December 18, 2024 at 2:53 PM
@shadowbanner.bsky.social
What's a divorcelli and why do you have me on a list of "orbiters"?
What's a divorcelli and why do you have me on a list of "orbiters"?