Simon Sidespin
@ssidespin.bsky.social
The ideal large-scale energy generation mechanism is supersonic vertical take-off and landing fusion power plant.
First principles, bro.
First principles, bro.
L’Oréal be like.
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
L’Oréal be like.
Announce something to do with NVIDIA and hope number goes up?
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Announce something to do with NVIDIA and hope number goes up?
Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.
Maybe it is the same people who looked at this chart and decided that getting to and staying at 2% is a foregone conclusion.
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe it is the same people who looked at this chart and decided that getting to and staying at 2% is a foregone conclusion.
Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.
I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME
Did a bit of digging, and it seems that that the origin of fur hat idiom is karvalakkilähetystö.
Just a bunch of fur hat wearing men from Lapland, traveling to Helsinki to ask the Ministry of Justice for reparations from losses they suffered when hydroelectric dams were built up north.
Just a bunch of fur hat wearing men from Lapland, traveling to Helsinki to ask the Ministry of Justice for reparations from losses they suffered when hydroelectric dams were built up north.
October 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Did a bit of digging, and it seems that that the origin of fur hat idiom is karvalakkilähetystö.
Just a bunch of fur hat wearing men from Lapland, traveling to Helsinki to ask the Ministry of Justice for reparations from losses they suffered when hydroelectric dams were built up north.
Just a bunch of fur hat wearing men from Lapland, traveling to Helsinki to ask the Ministry of Justice for reparations from losses they suffered when hydroelectric dams were built up north.
Some questions are dangerous.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Some questions are dangerous.
I still think it is wild that Twitter is cool with these scammers buying ads for their Elon Musk Crypto Scams.
At one point, I was targeted with ads like this one several times a day.
It's not like they are hiding that they use Elon's name and likeness to scam people.
At one point, I was targeted with ads like this one several times a day.
It's not like they are hiding that they use Elon's name and likeness to scam people.
October 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I still think it is wild that Twitter is cool with these scammers buying ads for their Elon Musk Crypto Scams.
At one point, I was targeted with ads like this one several times a day.
It's not like they are hiding that they use Elon's name and likeness to scam people.
At one point, I was targeted with ads like this one several times a day.
It's not like they are hiding that they use Elon's name and likeness to scam people.
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
Watch out, he's armed and dangerous.
August 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Watch out, he's armed and dangerous.
"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."
August 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."
The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.
July 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.
Better late than never.
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Better late than never.
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
Amusingly enough, you probably couldn't. Maybe you'd have better luck the other way around
The American trucks have become bigger and bigger, but not because they've made the bed bigger.
The American trucks have become bigger and bigger, but not because they've made the bed bigger.
July 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Amusingly enough, you probably couldn't. Maybe you'd have better luck the other way around
The American trucks have become bigger and bigger, but not because they've made the bed bigger.
The American trucks have become bigger and bigger, but not because they've made the bed bigger.
The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.
The craziest part about these Trump tariff letters are how schizophrenic they are.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The craziest part about these Trump tariff letters are how schizophrenic they are.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
In honor of the latest banana republic stuff, this time from Pulte.
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In honor of the latest banana republic stuff, this time from Pulte.
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
July 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Reminder from the 2011 movie Margin Call.
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Reminder from the 2011 movie Margin Call.
I read this letter. It was a mistake.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
July 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I read this letter. It was a mistake.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.