Simon Sidespin
@ssidespin.bsky.social
The ideal large-scale energy generation mechanism is supersonic vertical take-off and landing fusion power plant.
First principles, bro.
First principles, bro.
Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ladies and gentlemen. The Occam's MAGA razor.
Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.
October 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Simplified diagram of Carvana business model.
I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME
October 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I FREELY ADMIT I WAS VERY, VERY DRUNK AT THE TIME
Some questions are dangerous.
October 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Some questions are dangerous.
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
August 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Man holding a dangerous assault weapon, namely a partially eaten sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
The man is looking eerily happy, probably because he is contemplating assaulting a law enforcement agent with the sandwich.
"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."
August 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"YOU DON'T GET TO SLACK OFF JUST BECAUSE I HAD THE ROSE GARDEN PAVED OVER."
It is my duty as a Finn to provide a link to Battle Beast - King For A Day.
Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you.
Did I mention the song is catchy and good?
youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...
Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you.
Did I mention the song is catchy and good?
youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...
BATTLE BEAST - King For A Day (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
youtu.be
August 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It is my duty as a Finn to provide a link to Battle Beast - King For A Day.
Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you.
Did I mention the song is catchy and good?
youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...
Because Noora Louhimo has the coolest voice, the video is rather well done with it's 1984 Ingsoc visuals/vibes the lyrics just scream 'today' at you.
Did I mention the song is catchy and good?
youtu.be/8lKYdrL-AAw?...
The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.
July 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Truth Is - And Will Remain - Out There.
2019 called and said it wants the stock pumping promises of "adding your car to the robotaxi network to earn you $30,000 yearly by next year" back.
fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...
fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...
Fortune: Tesla's plan for car owners to rent robotaxis
David Sacks AI party, Google's capex, OpenAI's search, Meta's wristband, Nintendo's win, and AI agent insurance in the latest Fortune flagship tech newsletter.
fortune.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:42 AM
2019 called and said it wants the stock pumping promises of "adding your car to the robotaxi network to earn you $30,000 yearly by next year" back.
fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...
fortune.com/2025/07/24/e...
Better late than never.
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
July 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Better late than never.
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
What's going on with my "boys" and, in some cases, "gals" ?
The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.
July 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The acronyms they come up with so Jim Cramer can pump stonks to retail are getting out of hand.
To everyone who five years ago insisted that feelings are substitutes for facts and everyone has their own truth based on their lived experiences and feelings:
Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.
Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.
July 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
To everyone who five years ago insisted that feelings are substitutes for facts and everyone has their own truth based on their lived experiences and feelings:
Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.
Take a good, hard look at President Trump constantly spewing obvious falsehoods and calling people evil for trying to question them.
The craziest part about these Trump tariff letters are how schizophrenic they are.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
July 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The craziest part about these Trump tariff letters are how schizophrenic they are.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
They start off innocently enough only for polite Dr Jekyll to turn into ramblings of a drunken madman Mr Hyde.
If it would not be the current state of US foreign and trade policy, it'd be funny.
In honor of the latest banana republic stuff, this time from Pulte.
July 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
In honor of the latest banana republic stuff, this time from Pulte.
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
July 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE KOREAN WAY.
SUPERMAN KIM JONG UN.
THE LATEST STUFF COMING OUT OF WHITE HOUSE TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SO BLATANT WE HERE AT NORTH KOREAN PROPAGANDA OFFICE HAD TO COPY IT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Reminder from the 2011 movie Margin Call.
July 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Reminder from the 2011 movie Margin Call.
Nothing gets investors bullish about the next three months quite like +24% for the past three months.
Because, obviously, now is the time to take a swing.
Because, obviously, now is the time to take a swing.
July 10, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Nothing gets investors bullish about the next three months quite like +24% for the past three months.
Because, obviously, now is the time to take a swing.
Because, obviously, now is the time to take a swing.
Oh, how I yearn for the yesteryear when people in power would try to avoid lying publicly.
Or at least be ashamed when their lies were exposed.
Back in 2016, some social scientists were making a big deal about how we were entering a new, post-truth society. Maybe they were on to something?
Or at least be ashamed when their lies were exposed.
Back in 2016, some social scientists were making a big deal about how we were entering a new, post-truth society. Maybe they were on to something?
July 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh, how I yearn for the yesteryear when people in power would try to avoid lying publicly.
Or at least be ashamed when their lies were exposed.
Back in 2016, some social scientists were making a big deal about how we were entering a new, post-truth society. Maybe they were on to something?
Or at least be ashamed when their lies were exposed.
Back in 2016, some social scientists were making a big deal about how we were entering a new, post-truth society. Maybe they were on to something?
I read this letter. It was a mistake.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
July 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I read this letter. It was a mistake.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
I should have stuck my head in sand and remained blissfully unaware of what passes as economic policy these days.
Or foreign policy. Or whatever this is.
My "The logo animal of Elon's new party is Elon throwing a nazi salute" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
My "The logo animal of Elon's new party is Elon throwing a nazi salute" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Seems like a day to resend this one. For no particular reason.
July 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Seems like a day to resend this one. For no particular reason.
How long till we have The Elon's Flying Monkeys rocking shirts like this?
p.s. I could not find out what animal is supposed to represent this party, and my first option of a leech did not come out good enough so I went with just Elon as the logo animal.
p.s. I could not find out what animal is supposed to represent this party, and my first option of a leech did not come out good enough so I went with just Elon as the logo animal.
July 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
How long till we have The Elon's Flying Monkeys rocking shirts like this?
p.s. I could not find out what animal is supposed to represent this party, and my first option of a leech did not come out good enough so I went with just Elon as the logo animal.
p.s. I could not find out what animal is supposed to represent this party, and my first option of a leech did not come out good enough so I went with just Elon as the logo animal.