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nocatsnomasters.bsky.social
I'm now too old to be an insufferable Seattle hipster who rents obscure-by-obscure-standards movies from Scarecrow, but I still carry the lingering aura.
August 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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funranium.bsky.social
Here, have some of the ZARDOZ related Magic cards I made as a Zarday gift.
Magic token card for Brutals Creature - Brutals 1/1 Magic card for Second Level XWW Sorcery - Eternal All creatures opponent controles with toughness less than or equal to X are removed from the game. All creatures opponent controls with toughness greater than X gain the keyword Renegade. All creatures you control remove Dark Auras. Magic card for The Gun 2 Artifact - Equipment Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and Rampage 1 Equip 1 Magic card for ZARDOZ 2WB Legendary Planeswalker - Eternal +1: Cultivate Instead Of Kill: Tap an Exterminator -1: The Gun Is Good: Target Exterminator gets a +1/+1 token -7: Open The Vortex: All Brutals are unblockable
January 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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nocatsnomasters.bsky.social
"Sora, make me a video of The Thing pretending to be a gymnast."
December 11, 2024 at 5:51 PM
ssatva.bsky.social
Cats got religion and/or arson skills.
October 28, 2024 at 10:15 PM