Sorry, to appease Alito we have to mix in some video essays with your porn, hope you're interested in the challenges of translating a poem

elon musk: so here i am at the final four, i got my pokemon all to level 100, the highest level you can reach in the game. the next fight is agatha, one of the hardest fights in pokemon. looks like she's starting off with gengar. it's only level 56 lol. i'm going to swap in my level 100 hitmonlee

2024 awards

- New movie: Kneecap
- Old movie: The Holdovers
- New game: Balatro
- Old game: League of Legends
- New book: N/A
- Old book: Oathbringer
- New song: Not like Us by Kendrick Lamar
- Old song: H.O.O.D by Kneecap

Have we considered that the Chicago Bears should make the NFL playoffs because their division is just so strong and wins and losses shouldn't matter as much.

The SEC are frauds

Kenny: tell em where SMU’s going Chuck

Charles: the GLUE factory

Shaq: [coughs, falls into Xmas tree, dies]

I think I wouldn’t complain so much about being in the office if I could at least get drunk during the day like we used to back then

Anyone know what Ernest Hemingway is on about here?

This is so real

lord of the rings is a christmas movie bc there are elves.

Three people have managed Manchester United in matches since Manchester City last won a game.

I’m not addicted to gambling, I just really like to watch Chinese basketball and the stakes make it more fun

This is a perfect night out

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