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@squork.bsky.social
Pocket friends are sometimes the bestest friends. She/her
Just saw For Good. Normalize telling your friends you love them.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just saw For Good. Normalize telling your friends you love them.
Is it normal for cats to bicker over a litterbox? (Neighbor’s street smart cat is the cranky one, not the one who can actually claim home turf)
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is it normal for cats to bicker over a litterbox? (Neighbor’s street smart cat is the cranky one, not the one who can actually claim home turf)
Ok all, what’s the best product for morning puffy eyes?
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ok all, what’s the best product for morning puffy eyes?
So, my new mindless fixation is rug cleaning vids. My question is: where are they FINDING these things? Are they flipping them? Because who would say “I’ve had this rug that I don’t remember the pattern for, will you clean it?”
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
So, my new mindless fixation is rug cleaning vids. My question is: where are they FINDING these things? Are they flipping them? Because who would say “I’ve had this rug that I don’t remember the pattern for, will you clean it?”
This is Not My Cat.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This is Not My Cat.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
(It’s the neighbors’, and we have a doggie door, so he invites himself over. Daily. And leaves at bedtime. But anyway, I’m stuck.
Last 2mos TLDR: ungrateful POA lady who put herself on hospice was “just frustrated” but triggered an elder abuse case against Husb. He resigned as POA. She is bitter but words have consequences. He’s lighter. (And also now on meds. Huzzah)….
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Last 2mos TLDR: ungrateful POA lady who put herself on hospice was “just frustrated” but triggered an elder abuse case against Husb. He resigned as POA. She is bitter but words have consequences. He’s lighter. (And also now on meds. Huzzah)….
First time all year therapy has been…I see A Plan, and instead of weight being added, some was lifted.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
First time all year therapy has been…I see A Plan, and instead of weight being added, some was lifted.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
Not scheduled til next year, to see if Plan Implemented and touch base.
Hello pocket friends.
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hello pocket friends.
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
Everything is terrible but everything has a course-reset timeline, because as of December there is A Plan, and I got a dosage change so *I* am not terrible. So I can deal for 2 weeks.
I declare 2026 a mulligan.
How is everyone? What have I missed in the last 2 months?
ZeChild is a shitshow. I can’t even right now. And it is 75% school’s “fault” (yes, kid’s fault for failing but THEY WERE ALLOWED TO DIG DEEPER FOR ONE FULL MONTH before “hey, you’re ineligible” when they had been fo 4 weeks)
October 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ZeChild is a shitshow. I can’t even right now. And it is 75% school’s “fault” (yes, kid’s fault for failing but THEY WERE ALLOWED TO DIG DEEPER FOR ONE FULL MONTH before “hey, you’re ineligible” when they had been fo 4 weeks)
Haaaay @elizardbethany.bsky.social
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
October 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Haaaay @elizardbethany.bsky.social
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out
Hooooboy brain bees are in full force today.
We hates Mondays, precious.
We hates Mondays, precious.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hooooboy brain bees are in full force today.
We hates Mondays, precious.
We hates Mondays, precious.
I have done absolutely nothing but keep my ass on the couch inbetween flipping laundry and napping, and it has been the most glorious day. (Which is good, bc it isn’t gonna happen again for a while)
October 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have done absolutely nothing but keep my ass on the couch inbetween flipping laundry and napping, and it has been the most glorious day. (Which is good, bc it isn’t gonna happen again for a while)
SO
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
SO
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️
I did a ridiculous
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
October 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I did a ridiculous
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.
Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)
But excited!
Soybean harvest is making me COMPLETELY MISERABLE - for seriously the first time in over a decade. Which is cute, because nobody’s buying the beans, anyway.
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Soybean harvest is making me COMPLETELY MISERABLE - for seriously the first time in over a decade. Which is cute, because nobody’s buying the beans, anyway.
I have a whole Costco bag of cheese sticks where the “peel here” is fused shut, and it’s pretty much the most annoying first world problem I have right now.
September 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have a whole Costco bag of cheese sticks where the “peel here” is fused shut, and it’s pretty much the most annoying first world problem I have right now.
Aaaaand then my youngest comes home and says, “Mom! The house smells like shit!”
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Aaaaand then my youngest comes home and says, “Mom! The house smells like shit!”
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.
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Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses
September 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses
I got complimented by my therapist for my progressive boundary-setting, so I’ve got that going for me.
September 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I got complimented by my therapist for my progressive boundary-setting, so I’ve got that going for me.
Who got a lot of stuff done, but needed to do more, slammed a monster, finished the last thing, and immediately took a 2 hour nap, 40 mins after slamming a monster? THIS GAL.
Tell me your brain is spicy without telling me your brain is spicy..
Tell me your brain is spicy without telling me your brain is spicy..
September 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who got a lot of stuff done, but needed to do more, slammed a monster, finished the last thing, and immediately took a 2 hour nap, 40 mins after slamming a monster? THIS GAL.
Tell me your brain is spicy without telling me your brain is spicy..
Tell me your brain is spicy without telling me your brain is spicy..
YALL, today has been ✨A Journey✨
Too many details: drive w my dad as a passenger for the first time since I was 15, mom didn’t VERIFY he carried her dress to the car for the wedding along with his suit (they were on adjoining hooks) so she didn’t have her dress and wore my tomorrow blouse…
Too many details: drive w my dad as a passenger for the first time since I was 15, mom didn’t VERIFY he carried her dress to the car for the wedding along with his suit (they were on adjoining hooks) so she didn’t have her dress and wore my tomorrow blouse…
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
YALL, today has been ✨A Journey✨
Too many details: drive w my dad as a passenger for the first time since I was 15, mom didn’t VERIFY he carried her dress to the car for the wedding along with his suit (they were on adjoining hooks) so she didn’t have her dress and wore my tomorrow blouse…
Too many details: drive w my dad as a passenger for the first time since I was 15, mom didn’t VERIFY he carried her dress to the car for the wedding along with his suit (they were on adjoining hooks) so she didn’t have her dress and wore my tomorrow blouse…
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I blocked an annoying person instead of engaging them and now I have earned one (1) gratuitous aggressive engagement. I will spend it before the weekend is out.
September 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I blocked an annoying person instead of engaging them and now I have earned one (1) gratuitous aggressive engagement. I will spend it before the weekend is out.
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The Trump administration spent $167,000 to destroy $9.7 million worth of birth control and other contraceptives that were supposed to go to low-income countries. Imagine hating helping so much that you’d actually spend money just to make sure others don’t get help.
Unconscionable: US plan to destroy $9.7 million of contraceptives
MSF condemns the decision to destroy these critical medical supplies, which will have devastating consequences for the communities where we work.
www.doctorswithoutborders.org
September 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Trump administration spent $167,000 to destroy $9.7 million worth of birth control and other contraceptives that were supposed to go to low-income countries. Imagine hating helping so much that you’d actually spend money just to make sure others don’t get help.
Posting abt the (whatever many) school shooting on the book of faces, blatantly ignoring the “bigger” shooting story of today. I’ll give that the same attention that was given to innocents.
September 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Posting abt the (whatever many) school shooting on the book of faces, blatantly ignoring the “bigger” shooting story of today. I’ll give that the same attention that was given to innocents.