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Pocket friends are sometimes the bestest friends. She/her
I have such selective blindness for things. It’s suuuuper irritating, ngl
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am a terrible plant mom. Rain or nothing.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Also: LOL to all the goss I heard about a racy scandalous scene. It was a kiss, and…shoulders.
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I love the intricacy of them! I only ever learned basic.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That’s how I feel about my kitchen. Just…STUFF on every damn surface
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We have a fair weather cat. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I mean, we are about to re-spike the couch (so the cat doesn’t pee on it) since he has been an outside cat since March? We haven’t navigated winter with an indoor/outdoor cat (and also have changed litter, maybe…biweekly? Since?)
Buuuut we just had about 7” of snow and both cats said NO THANKS
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Fair enough.
I grew up with farm cats. They settled their own ish without humans questioning.
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I need to make changes that will assist with that.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I can get onboard with that. It’s ridonkulous
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Calgon take me away.
Thanks, friend.
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I mean - Q WILL FAIL. There is no hope.
But. Lessons? The fact that the teacher knows MY angst and had literally role Q “tell your mom to not give up” ?
I will accept the bandaid
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Perhaps
This teacher has been my lifeboat.

He did this, his daughter didn’t do assignments…(don’t know about the OBVZ neurospicy)but still. It helps.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
And since photoshop is the latest software, they have hijacked my 2012 digital canon camera and are doing THINGS WITH THE PHOTOS and I have to DAILY say “do not take that camera to school. THAT IS NOT PART OF YOUR GRADE. FOCUS ON YOUR ASSIGNMENTS”
For naught. But teen eyerolls and exasperated sighs
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
IKR?!?! *melts into 1960s asbestos flooring*
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Ze is getting a 17% in a computer programs class, bc 90% of assignments are not turned in, but they are bringing HUGE ELABORATE EXAMPLES of their mastery of said programs (while NOT DOING ASSIGNMENTS) to show off to their teacher in what I see as an ultimate display of cringe. 😬
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
ZeChild is showing an ALARMING inability to read the room and total disregard to social norms and behaviors, which is triggering a “touch of the ‘tism” eval so we can start NEW THERAPIES that will hopefully help them to be functional in The Adult World.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is wild! And exciting! I’m all for making life easier. ❤️
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM