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SquishyPalu
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the squishiest palu
I just checked.

This is the stupidest fucking company in the world I swear to god.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Then...then why would you even add the option if you aren't gonna give you the option to turn it off, just making it loud or louder. I gotta check this shit, no way this is how they did it.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Meanwhile Kirby Air Riders has options to do that, along with a toggle for every individual HUD element, camera sensitivity, a way to check your average online connection speed, an FOV slider and multiple colorblind settings labelled for the exact type of dichromatopsia it was made for.
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Bro never watched the original Nintendo Shitcube video. Fake fan
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Ideally this shouldn't be a thing we only be know about now and won't know more about "until it's out."
Not even this character, why are we finding out about voice acting now? It's such an asinine thing to hide.
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
So a Concord character.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Guys what if Dolly Dimpley was actually a real character and was in Alien
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
It looks like chocolate chip cookie
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I'm not ashamed of it. This was always a pretty big secondary goal with my Blender art. Just don't think when you guys wanna see a WiP and stuff, you'll all be like "aw fuck yeah, scene composition!"
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yes. He had it coming.
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 AM
She's got fifth Smiling Friend potential ngl
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Bet no one would've guessed it was me
October 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
They had be delayed for post-release content due to difficulty making a 10 minute Tangle Whisper make-up scene with only one mocap artist.
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
But you can also flatten Miku in Sonic Racing
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's just a massive disparity I felt has really been yet to have been justified, and instead of doing that, it's just growing more distant.

Doesn't even feel like I'm missing out that much either. It's just weird, ya know. Makes you think and all that.
September 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I know I'm phrasing this like I'm mad about this. I'm really not.
I've gotten so many legitimately fantastic games at a mere fraction of these costs thanks to Steam sales and such.

I haven't even touched Hollow Knight or Silksong yet and I bet I'd have a great time with it too.
September 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Also, I didn't touch on Xbox at all.
I don't need to.
The console is like, 5 years old and it like, doubled in price since launch.
Does the XBox Series X even have any worthwhile exclusives, or is it all stuff you can get on Steam, sometimes at very notable and frequent discounts?
September 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 on Wii U were ten dollars each. Now they are $40.
I'm sorry but genuinely how are people just looking past this.
I know Nintendo is against emulation and all that, but when you make a significantly worse deal than that, what do you think people are gonna do?
September 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM