Confessions of a Squirtle
squirtlemain.bsky.social
Confessions of a Squirtle
@squirtlemain.bsky.social
Gay male Squirtle living in the PNW.

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NSFW sometimes.
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Innocent person: “Release all the files. I have nothing to hide.”

Guilty AF person: “if you come after me I’ll take everyone down with me.”

Do it.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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And many Republicans are experienced actors/actresses. A good example is Nancy Mace with all her feigned drama.
December 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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I’ve consistently said that this is the worst authoritarian takeover ever. Don’t pay and feed your army and see how far you get when the chips are down.
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And thinking like that is why the country is where it’s at.

Squirtle Squirtle.
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM