Snarky Squirrel
@squirrel-scramble.bsky.social
Blue squirrel in a red tree — currently plotting my escape to a state that does not have Ted Cruz in it. Author. Cancer survivor. Cat wrangler.
Way behind on following back so give me a minute if I haven't gotten to you yet!
Way behind on following back so give me a minute if I haven't gotten to you yet!
To paraphrase Lindsay Graham: Trump and Elon will destroy each other — and they will deserve it.
Breakups are a bitch.
Breakups are a bitch.
June 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
To paraphrase Lindsay Graham: Trump and Elon will destroy each other — and they will deserve it.
Breakups are a bitch.
Breakups are a bitch.
"What's your favorite Thanksgiving memory?"
I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
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I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
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November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
"What's your favorite Thanksgiving memory?"
I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
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I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
1/
“Wearing sunglasses indoors not a deal breaker”
November 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
“Wearing sunglasses indoors not a deal breaker”
My niece introduced me to them when we were visiting St. Louis and I’m obsessed with their chicken salad… BUT! The real story here is that she had the white chocolate cake for her wedding cake!
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
My niece introduced me to them when we were visiting St. Louis and I’m obsessed with their chicken salad… BUT! The real story here is that she had the white chocolate cake for her wedding cake!
I’m not typically one for preemptive blocking, but I feel this person is truly deserving:
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I’m not typically one for preemptive blocking, but I feel this person is truly deserving:
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Here for all shenanigans!
November 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Here for all shenanigans!
For my poetry loving friend:
November 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
For my poetry loving friend:
Behold: jazz feet
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Behold: jazz feet
The word of the day is “kakistrocacy”
November 13, 2024 at 10:12 PM
The word of the day is “kakistrocacy”