Snarky Squirrel
@squirrel-scramble.bsky.social
Blue squirrel in a red tree — currently plotting my escape to a state that does not have Ted Cruz in it. Author. Cancer survivor. Cat wrangler.
Way behind on following back so give me a minute if I haven't gotten to you yet!
Way behind on following back so give me a minute if I haven't gotten to you yet!
To paraphrase Lindsay Graham: Trump and Elon will destroy each other — and they will deserve it.
Breakups are a bitch.
Breakups are a bitch.
June 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
To paraphrase Lindsay Graham: Trump and Elon will destroy each other — and they will deserve it.
Breakups are a bitch.
Breakups are a bitch.
I tried a seasonal flavor of Native Deodorant and am pleased to tell you that my armpits shall smell like sugar cookies through the rest of the season.
December 8, 2024 at 9:59 PM
I tried a seasonal flavor of Native Deodorant and am pleased to tell you that my armpits shall smell like sugar cookies through the rest of the season.
"What's your favorite Thanksgiving memory?"
I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
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I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
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November 27, 2024 at 6:12 PM
"What's your favorite Thanksgiving memory?"
I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
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I'm glad you asked. Gather round, young ones, for a retelling of a holiday classic: "Sharon takes on Marie Callender" 🧵
1/
My phone died yesterday. I'm halfway between "I need to drop everything right now and go replace it," and, "Eh, we needed a break from each other."
November 25, 2024 at 7:42 PM
My phone died yesterday. I'm halfway between "I need to drop everything right now and go replace it," and, "Eh, we needed a break from each other."
November 24, 2024 at 6:04 AM
“Wearing sunglasses indoors not a deal breaker”
November 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
“Wearing sunglasses indoors not a deal breaker”
I’m trying.
Breathe.
November 22, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I’m trying.
I’m sure he was just poking around looking for Hunter‘s laptop.
November 20, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I’m sure he was just poking around looking for Hunter‘s laptop.
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I’m going to say something historians rarely say.
We haven’t been here before.
We haven’t had a near-authoritarian takeover of our government.
Admittedly, we don’t know what comes next.
There’s a wide array of options.
But know that in the US, this is new ground. And none of this is normal.
We haven’t been here before.
We haven’t had a near-authoritarian takeover of our government.
Admittedly, we don’t know what comes next.
There’s a wide array of options.
But know that in the US, this is new ground. And none of this is normal.
November 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I’m going to say something historians rarely say.
We haven’t been here before.
We haven’t had a near-authoritarian takeover of our government.
Admittedly, we don’t know what comes next.
There’s a wide array of options.
But know that in the US, this is new ground. And none of this is normal.
We haven’t been here before.
We haven’t had a near-authoritarian takeover of our government.
Admittedly, we don’t know what comes next.
There’s a wide array of options.
But know that in the US, this is new ground. And none of this is normal.
Trump: “Sure, you can be in my cabinet, as long as you promise not to be any good at it.”
November 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Trump: “Sure, you can be in my cabinet, as long as you promise not to be any good at it.”
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Block MAGA before they even get started over here? Sounds fun.
My block list, updated daily. Feel free to subscribe. Innocent until proven MAGA. bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 19, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Block MAGA before they even get started over here? Sounds fun.
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Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Just so we’re clear -
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
Any party telling you who you can love, what gender you are, which medicine you can take, which books you can read, which history you can learn, what prayers you should pray and what you can and cannot do with your own body, doesn’t give a fuck about freedom.
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I think Matt Gaetz is a distraction to keep us from noticing all the other garbage people from project 2525 he’s installing.
For a guy that supposedly knew nothing about Project 2025, he sure is putting a metric shit ton of them in his administration.
November 18, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I think Matt Gaetz is a distraction to keep us from noticing all the other garbage people from project 2525 he’s installing.
I’ve never felt like November was the right month for me personally to do NaNoWriMo, and this November seems especially fraught. Can we have a do over in January? #nanowrimo
November 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I’ve never felt like November was the right month for me personally to do NaNoWriMo, and this November seems especially fraught. Can we have a do over in January? #nanowrimo
I’m not typically one for preemptive blocking, but I feel this person is truly deserving:
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I’m not typically one for preemptive blocking, but I feel this person is truly deserving:
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Y’all, I’ve been asked to join the Illuminati TWICE since joining BlueSky. I can’t really talk about it because, well, it’s the Illuminati.
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Y’all, I’ve been asked to join the Illuminati TWICE since joining BlueSky. I can’t really talk about it because, well, it’s the Illuminati.
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This place has farmers market energy and I’m here for it
November 14, 2024 at 1:37 AM
This place has farmers market energy and I’m here for it
Behold: jazz feet
November 14, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Behold: jazz feet
The word of the day is “kakistrocacy”
November 13, 2024 at 10:12 PM
The word of the day is “kakistrocacy”
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“Skeets” is like “fetch.” Stop trying to make “skeets” happen!
a woman wearing a santa hat says " stop trying to make fetch happen "
Alt: “Fetch” meme from Mean Girls
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 7:18 PM
“Skeets” is like “fetch.” Stop trying to make “skeets” happen!
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Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.
Introduce yourself as a TV character
November 12, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Introduce yourself as a TV character
Despondent verging on murderous.
You?
You?
November 10, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Despondent verging on murderous.
You?
You?