squinty
@squintyeyes.bsky.social
I have been summoned in the traditional way using the Bloodstone Ritual.
I mean, why else would I get called down there?
October 19, 2023 at 3:37 PM
I mean, why else would I get called down there?
That plane is all of us on a Monday.
October 2, 2023 at 11:03 PM
That plane is all of us on a Monday.
The basis of our society.
September 30, 2023 at 11:49 PM
The basis of our society.
It's weird living in a state where dispensaries are a thing...
September 29, 2023 at 2:47 PM
It's weird living in a state where dispensaries are a thing...
But how did the AI know?
September 21, 2023 at 7:43 PM
But how did the AI know?
These 50/50 chances always mess me up.
September 16, 2023 at 4:21 PM
These 50/50 chances always mess me up.
The sale is a whopping 3% off.
September 14, 2023 at 8:35 PM
The sale is a whopping 3% off.
Please don't ask me such evil questions.
September 10, 2023 at 2:45 AM
Please don't ask me such evil questions.
We put the 'FUN' in 'FUNERAL.'
September 7, 2023 at 12:02 AM
We put the 'FUN' in 'FUNERAL.'
Someday I want the confidence that these two men had to make their dreams come true.
August 31, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Someday I want the confidence that these two men had to make their dreams come true.
Me: Hey Universe, I could really use some encouragement. Send me a sign!
The Universe:
The Universe:
August 30, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Me: Hey Universe, I could really use some encouragement. Send me a sign!
The Universe:
The Universe:
New study suggests it's actually up to 92%.
August 28, 2023 at 2:16 AM
New study suggests it's actually up to 92%.
First Thought: Yeah, that looks like what I'd use a Macbook for.
August 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
First Thought: Yeah, that looks like what I'd use a Macbook for.
With the update, I finally went back and collected the new achievements. This is the third time I've gotten 100% on this game. I swear, if they release another DLC or major content patch and make me do it a 4th time...
August 19, 2023 at 1:10 AM
With the update, I finally went back and collected the new achievements. This is the third time I've gotten 100% on this game. I swear, if they release another DLC or major content patch and make me do it a 4th time...
The new update for Vampire Survivors is bleeding fantastic. The new engine they're running is significantly less laggy, and now even allows the game to run at full speed in the background, which I really wish had been a thing for some of my runs previously.
August 18, 2023 at 10:07 PM
The new update for Vampire Survivors is bleeding fantastic. The new engine they're running is significantly less laggy, and now even allows the game to run at full speed in the background, which I really wish had been a thing for some of my runs previously.
Chipping around, kick my brains 'round the floor
These are the days, it never rains, but it pours
These are the days, it never rains, but it pours
August 18, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Chipping around, kick my brains 'round the floor
These are the days, it never rains, but it pours
These are the days, it never rains, but it pours
I wouldn't blame them.
August 16, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I wouldn't blame them.
I didn't realize that if you were getting sued, you could just pick up your ball and go home to avoid it. Well, wish I knew that before...
August 15, 2023 at 10:47 PM
I didn't realize that if you were getting sued, you could just pick up your ball and go home to avoid it. Well, wish I knew that before...
I'd say this is a joke, but I feel this deep in my bones.
August 14, 2023 at 5:50 PM
I'd say this is a joke, but I feel this deep in my bones.
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical, immediate day 1 purchase.
August 10, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical, immediate day 1 purchase.
And Clara too? Well then, today is my lucky day!
August 9, 2023 at 5:42 PM
And Clara too? Well then, today is my lucky day!