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•Heartstrings Shoelaces•
•Southern Air Temple•
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August 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Gonna start calling skeletons Boners
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-mee...
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Didn’t know the song was slooty but it still bangs. That makes it extra slooty.
April 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Cerberus pack got me rolling like Wiz for Inferno Bands
April 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
My suspenders broke. What a whorish move on my part.
April 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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My painting LAKESHORE
April 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Nintendo DS was originally invented for pokemon and Nancy Drew games.
April 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ah, I see, these are slooty pants. Suspenders it is.
April 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Getting all cozied before the storm, let’s get this podcast rolliiiiiiiin
April 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Lemon garlic honey butter….. spinach and lamb gnocchi with a little spinach and goat cheese…. Tiny tomatoes… Mmmm. Hm. I feel this could be better.
December 15, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Y- your above ground safe house…?

W- with windows..?
December 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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Worst guesses, go:
December 11, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 PM
“What are you doing? I liked that one.”
December 10, 2024 at 2:53 AM
HTC ONE coming back would definitely get me off of iPhone with the quickness
December 7, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Crouching, sipping over my coffee while I slowly lower this ice clump into it, looking like I’m caressing the silliest little rig
December 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Sexy sando alert
December 4, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Enjoy this sandwich
December 3, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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A former Kansas police detective died by suicide before he was to stand trial on charges that he kidnapped and raped two women decades ago.
Ex-Kansas detective dies by suicide as long-awaited criminal civil rights trial set to begin, sources say | CNN
A disgraced former Kansas police detective about to stand trial on charges that he kidnapped and raped two women decades ago was found dead in his home Monday morning.
cnn.it
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 PM
A captain saying Bankai after saying “I hope everyone is far enough away” simply means, “you’re gonna die, but do it over there”
December 2, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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When the snack snaps back! Crab says ‘not today’ in the crabbiest way to a hungry octopus 🐙💨🦀 #octopus #cephalopodsofcoralcity #ocellatedswimmingcrab #snack #snapback #imgone #staghorncoral #coral #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM