Squidward Tufte
@squidwardtufte.bsky.social
Living under the sea, hating PowerPoint
Accessibility >display and text > reduce transparency
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Accessibility >display and text > reduce transparency
New York Times opinion article, December 9th, four years ago
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New York Times opinion article, December 9th, four years ago
New York Times cover, four years ago yesterday
www.nytimes.com/issue/todays...
www.nytimes.com/issue/todays...
December 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
New York Times cover, four years ago yesterday
www.nytimes.com/issue/todays...
www.nytimes.com/issue/todays...
December 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
every time I open Illustrator I see these stickers I started @marisakabas.bsky.social
December 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
every time I open Illustrator I see these stickers I started @marisakabas.bsky.social
The metaverse was just to distract from Francis Haugen, and it worked
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The metaverse was just to distract from Francis Haugen, and it worked
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
do you see either of these layer toggles
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
do you see either of these layer toggles
At no point does it suggest that this is all nonsense. It even tells me how it’s getting this information on my genome when asked
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
At no point does it suggest that this is all nonsense. It even tells me how it’s getting this information on my genome when asked
It’s able to confidently calculate my percentage of GMO DNA to a tenth of a percent. I am a human-axolotl hybrid, and apparently a Scorpio.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
It’s able to confidently calculate my percentage of GMO DNA to a tenth of a percent. I am a human-axolotl hybrid, and apparently a Scorpio.
After being urged to create an “agent” 1000x, I have finally used Copilot to create a system that scans DNA and tells me how much is genetically modified, and from what animal source
Bonus: tells your star sign too.
Bonus: tells your star sign too.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
After being urged to create an “agent” 1000x, I have finally used Copilot to create a system that scans DNA and tells me how much is genetically modified, and from what animal source
Bonus: tells your star sign too.
Bonus: tells your star sign too.
very slight improvement over their previous UI
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
very slight improvement over their previous UI
Highly recommend the Reduce Transparency option
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Highly recommend the Reduce Transparency option
Yes! There are so many accusations that you can barely fit them into one page! And he bragged about them!
bit.ly/trump-allega...
bit.ly/trump-allega...
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Yes! There are so many accusations that you can barely fit them into one page! And he bragged about them!
bit.ly/trump-allega...
bit.ly/trump-allega...
woody allen's wife/daughter
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
woody allen's wife/daughter
just got this message from someone inside one the AI financial ouroboros, I can't stop laughing
November 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
just got this message from someone inside one the AI financial ouroboros, I can't stop laughing
new @adobe.com InDesign startup screen with stretched type
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
new @adobe.com InDesign startup screen with stretched type
A Chaplin movie at least www.imdb.com/chart/top/
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
A Chaplin movie at least www.imdb.com/chart/top/
This is actually the perfect length for a movie
October 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is actually the perfect length for a movie
Beautiful Liquid Glass
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Beautiful Liquid Glass
Beautiful Liquid Glass
October 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Beautiful Liquid Glass
Yesterday was really something
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Yesterday was really something
Microsoft account at work has been pushing me hard to build a Copilot™ ~*AgEnT*~, so I did. The 'find job listings' agent
![a conversation with a copilot "agent," Motion Graphics Job Finder (mograjofi)
user: do your job now
Mograjofi [Al-generated content may be incorrect]:
Got it,
— I'm on it. Just to clarify, are you asking me to search for remote motion graphics jobs in the U.S. posted in the last 24 hours? If that's correct, I'll get started right away.
Let me know if you want to narrow it down further (e.g., freelance only, specific industries, or senior-level roles).
user: yes, do the one thing you are suppsoed to do please
Mograjofi [Al-generated content may be incorrect]:
Thanks for confirming,
— I'm now pulling together a list
of remote motion graphics jobs in the U.S. posted within the last 24 hours. One moment while I gather the latest openinas for vou... Here are the remote motion graphics](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:blq5ftdqv4453mflmlnyzx2o/bafkreigcbgghcrlwugm2zo7lud662l6j5l4no26kduy627mj4uij3ta4a4@jpeg)
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Microsoft account at work has been pushing me hard to build a Copilot™ ~*AgEnT*~, so I did. The 'find job listings' agent