(((Squid Pants)))
@squidpants.bsky.social
Aka Squid Grow.
Widow/Jerk/Goblin
Main focus is cannabis (Canadian, located in Toronto. All cannabis content is from legal activities) but general life stuff too. Grumpiness and exasperation await!
NAFO
Widow/Jerk/Goblin
Main focus is cannabis (Canadian, located in Toronto. All cannabis content is from legal activities) but general life stuff too. Grumpiness and exasperation await!
NAFO
Well this week has been crisis filled & only moreso as time goes on so no wacky text to go w/ 🌲 this picture. And 2 things;
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.
October 8, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Well this week has been crisis filled & only moreso as time goes on so no wacky text to go w/ 🌲 this picture. And 2 things;
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.
Form follows function in this deadly & clearly very twisted marijuana plant. Don't be fooled by the "toke-heads" and their lies they spew around mouthfuls of California Cheeseburger, they are being compelled by the devils brussel sprout to recruit more souls for hell!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!
October 4, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Form follows function in this deadly & clearly very twisted marijuana plant. Don't be fooled by the "toke-heads" and their lies they spew around mouthfuls of California Cheeseburger, they are being compelled by the devils brussel sprout to recruit more souls for hell!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!
Two very bad picture from today. I think they are all crap and at best regrettable from today though, so, yay.
October 4, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Two very bad picture from today. I think they are all crap and at best regrettable from today though, so, yay.
Well I have some video on the phone of salmon jumping up a water step structure but no video here, so I'll throw you folk a bone instead.
October 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Well I have some video on the phone of salmon jumping up a water step structure but no video here, so I'll throw you folk a bone instead.
Think cannnabis is harmless? THINK AGAIN SINNER!
Teenager gets toked out and in his stupor wears garments made of mixed fibres, A SIN ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE! Is it worth the brief psychosis and preapism effect the reefer heads "drop out" for? SATAN SAYS YEAH!!!
Teenager gets toked out and in his stupor wears garments made of mixed fibres, A SIN ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE! Is it worth the brief psychosis and preapism effect the reefer heads "drop out" for? SATAN SAYS YEAH!!!
October 2, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Think cannnabis is harmless? THINK AGAIN SINNER!
Teenager gets toked out and in his stupor wears garments made of mixed fibres, A SIN ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE! Is it worth the brief psychosis and preapism effect the reefer heads "drop out" for? SATAN SAYS YEAH!!!
Teenager gets toked out and in his stupor wears garments made of mixed fibres, A SIN ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE! Is it worth the brief psychosis and preapism effect the reefer heads "drop out" for? SATAN SAYS YEAH!!!
Just a little quiet moment in a garden for everyone who feels there's been too much shouting lately.
October 2, 2023 at 5:13 PM
Just a little quiet moment in a garden for everyone who feels there's been too much shouting lately.
This marijuana drugs grower has tried to tie down their plant to try and save their own life. Interpretive Dance Cabbage, as the addicts call it, can strike out at a hapless farmer and implant the seeds that eventually sprout, killing the farmer and starting the next generation. . .OF DEATH!
September 26, 2023 at 4:21 PM
This marijuana drugs grower has tried to tie down their plant to try and save their own life. Interpretive Dance Cabbage, as the addicts call it, can strike out at a hapless farmer and implant the seeds that eventually sprout, killing the farmer and starting the next generation. . .OF DEATH!
In an animal study, 100% of reefer intoxicated armadillos giggled when one of them farted due to CANNABIS PSYCHOSIS!!!! also known as being "high". Further, one would always make an "armadildo" joke.
Reminder to the "weed heads"; the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed! (Just ask russia)
Reminder to the "weed heads"; the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed! (Just ask russia)
September 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM
In an animal study, 100% of reefer intoxicated armadillos giggled when one of them farted due to CANNABIS PSYCHOSIS!!!! also known as being "high". Further, one would always make an "armadildo" joke.
Reminder to the "weed heads"; the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed! (Just ask russia)
Reminder to the "weed heads"; the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed! (Just ask russia)
I have seen the wonders of the underworld. I have walked among its denizens, eyes wide in wonder. Only one beast radiated hate and malevolence. Only one creature looked at all, myself and the rightful dwellers of that place, whose gaze froze us to our souls. It is evil embodied.
It's this thing.
It's this thing.
September 23, 2023 at 3:22 AM
I have seen the wonders of the underworld. I have walked among its denizens, eyes wide in wonder. Only one beast radiated hate and malevolence. Only one creature looked at all, myself and the rightful dwellers of that place, whose gaze froze us to our souls. It is evil embodied.
It's this thing.
It's this thing.
Shocking headline as two evils of society collide! A young woman smokes a "weed" of cannabis before seeing the Barbie movie and in her drug crazed mind comes to believe that she has it in her to achieve any goal! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
September 18, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Shocking headline as two evils of society collide! A young woman smokes a "weed" of cannabis before seeing the Barbie movie and in her drug crazed mind comes to believe that she has it in her to achieve any goal! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!
Make no mistake, hell is GREEN!
Look upon the horror that is MARIJUANA! The leaves are serrated as a warning it will SAW YOUR SOUL! like a husband frustrated playing a game of Scrabble RIGHT BEFORE NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! You know the warnings are true BECAUSE I CAPITALIZE PARTS!
Look upon the horror that is MARIJUANA! The leaves are serrated as a warning it will SAW YOUR SOUL! like a husband frustrated playing a game of Scrabble RIGHT BEFORE NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! You know the warnings are true BECAUSE I CAPITALIZE PARTS!
September 15, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Make no mistake, hell is GREEN!
Look upon the horror that is MARIJUANA! The leaves are serrated as a warning it will SAW YOUR SOUL! like a husband frustrated playing a game of Scrabble RIGHT BEFORE NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! You know the warnings are true BECAUSE I CAPITALIZE PARTS!
Look upon the horror that is MARIJUANA! The leaves are serrated as a warning it will SAW YOUR SOUL! like a husband frustrated playing a game of Scrabble RIGHT BEFORE NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! You know the warnings are true BECAUSE I CAPITALIZE PARTS!
Can't come up with anything wacky today so a normal commentary on the plants. So far have strong healthy and lush growth. I used to grow in autopots but decided to hand water this time and do not regret the switch, only trouble was right when I transplanted.
So L'chiam to my Kosher Kush plants!
So L'chiam to my Kosher Kush plants!
September 14, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Can't come up with anything wacky today so a normal commentary on the plants. So far have strong healthy and lush growth. I used to grow in autopots but decided to hand water this time and do not regret the switch, only trouble was right when I transplanted.
So L'chiam to my Kosher Kush plants!
So L'chiam to my Kosher Kush plants!
I now refer to these as protojoints by the same logic.
September 12, 2023 at 7:29 PM
I now refer to these as protojoints by the same logic.
Green.
Green may be the colour of fresh & good for you tobacco leaves but it's also the colour of teenage pregnancy, cannibalism, genocide and doubt of the word of the bible! That's the green we call cannabis, and it's coming for your pronouns! Warn your children, save your dogs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Green may be the colour of fresh & good for you tobacco leaves but it's also the colour of teenage pregnancy, cannibalism, genocide and doubt of the word of the bible! That's the green we call cannabis, and it's coming for your pronouns! Warn your children, save your dogs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
September 12, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Green.
Green may be the colour of fresh & good for you tobacco leaves but it's also the colour of teenage pregnancy, cannibalism, genocide and doubt of the word of the bible! That's the green we call cannabis, and it's coming for your pronouns! Warn your children, save your dogs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Green may be the colour of fresh & good for you tobacco leaves but it's also the colour of teenage pregnancy, cannibalism, genocide and doubt of the word of the bible! That's the green we call cannabis, and it's coming for your pronouns! Warn your children, save your dogs, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Cannabis addict is driven crazy on a toke high and actually intentionally buys a Tesla vehicle! When marijuana enters, the most horrific stories of madness and bad decisions follow!
September 11, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Cannabis addict is driven crazy on a toke high and actually intentionally buys a Tesla vehicle! When marijuana enters, the most horrific stories of madness and bad decisions follow!
Hash has been worked and is fully done. Just have a little clean up left to do and then I can put all the crap I use away for a few months.
Had a friend unload a huge load of their traumatic experiences on me last night and I am still processing that, so, not a great headspace. Send hugs. Or drugs.
Had a friend unload a huge load of their traumatic experiences on me last night and I am still processing that, so, not a great headspace. Send hugs. Or drugs.
September 10, 2023 at 4:00 AM
Hash has been worked and is fully done. Just have a little clean up left to do and then I can put all the crap I use away for a few months.
Had a friend unload a huge load of their traumatic experiences on me last night and I am still processing that, so, not a great headspace. Send hugs. Or drugs.
Had a friend unload a huge load of their traumatic experiences on me last night and I am still processing that, so, not a great headspace. Send hugs. Or drugs.
*pats heads*. Yes convoy people, very good, you almost spelled a word correctly! I guess you can't spell "freedom" without "fredom". Sorta. Look just go play in traffic and leave all of us alone forever.
September 9, 2023 at 4:48 PM
*pats heads*. Yes convoy people, very good, you almost spelled a word correctly! I guess you can't spell "freedom" without "fredom". Sorta. Look just go play in traffic and leave all of us alone forever.
This recently "topped" (a pervert sex act reference emphasising how marijuana dominates a victim's very thoughts) cannabis plant spreads its venomous leaves, gobbling up light like it will soon devour the light of truths from billions of addicts AS PER THE PLANS OF BIG PIZZA INTERESTS!
September 8, 2023 at 2:42 PM
This recently "topped" (a pervert sex act reference emphasising how marijuana dominates a victim's very thoughts) cannabis plant spreads its venomous leaves, gobbling up light like it will soon devour the light of truths from billions of addicts AS PER THE PLANS OF BIG PIZZA INTERESTS!
Dear Concerned Reader;
What is more deadly than an atomic bomb and easily survives having its head removed? Why nothing more or less than marijuana! This farmer of death has removed the top to encourage new tops to form like the evil hydra of legends! Enough will grow here to enslave millions!
What is more deadly than an atomic bomb and easily survives having its head removed? Why nothing more or less than marijuana! This farmer of death has removed the top to encourage new tops to form like the evil hydra of legends! Enough will grow here to enslave millions!
September 6, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Dear Concerned Reader;
What is more deadly than an atomic bomb and easily survives having its head removed? Why nothing more or less than marijuana! This farmer of death has removed the top to encourage new tops to form like the evil hydra of legends! Enough will grow here to enslave millions!
What is more deadly than an atomic bomb and easily survives having its head removed? Why nothing more or less than marijuana! This farmer of death has removed the top to encourage new tops to form like the evil hydra of legends! Enough will grow here to enslave millions!
Highschool kid smokes weed at lunch and later in class decides science and math are mind blowing, turning their back on god in favour of technology and pronouns! If god wanted us to know math why did he make math so difficult? Sad cases like this abound! I GUESS CHEECH AND CHONG WERE RIGHT!!!
September 5, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Highschool kid smokes weed at lunch and later in class decides science and math are mind blowing, turning their back on god in favour of technology and pronouns! If god wanted us to know math why did he make math so difficult? Sad cases like this abound! I GUESS CHEECH AND CHONG WERE RIGHT!!!
They are way darker in person but the plants didn't like being transplanted and look a bit beat up and overwatered.
Got a negative outlook happening today and am grumpier than usual.
Send affectionate redheads who find me desirable stat!
Got a negative outlook happening today and am grumpier than usual.
Send affectionate redheads who find me desirable stat!
September 1, 2023 at 4:19 PM
They are way darker in person but the plants didn't like being transplanted and look a bit beat up and overwatered.
Got a negative outlook happening today and am grumpier than usual.
Send affectionate redheads who find me desirable stat!
Got a negative outlook happening today and am grumpier than usual.
Send affectionate redheads who find me desirable stat!
Can you identify the deadly cannabis plant reliably? One of the most unique characteristics of the leaf is how the radial leaf veins leading to the serrations isn't aligned centrally but more proximal, almost terminating at the trough of a serration then skimming the proximal edge to the peak.
August 31, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Can you identify the deadly cannabis plant reliably? One of the most unique characteristics of the leaf is how the radial leaf veins leading to the serrations isn't aligned centrally but more proximal, almost terminating at the trough of a serration then skimming the proximal edge to the peak.
New plants are already settled in. Time to get Kosher up in here! There may be a Bat Mitzvah held when they first show their preflowers. Yup, it's tikkun olam time!
August 30, 2023 at 9:43 PM
New plants are already settled in. Time to get Kosher up in here! There may be a Bat Mitzvah held when they first show their preflowers. Yup, it's tikkun olam time!