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(((Squid Pants)))
@squidpants.bsky.social
Aka Squid Grow.
Widow/Jerk/Goblin
Main focus is cannabis (Canadian, located in Toronto. All cannabis content is from legal activities) but general life stuff too. Grumpiness and exasperation await!
NAFO
Well this week has been crisis filled & only moreso as time goes on so no wacky text to go w/ 🌲 this picture. And 2 things;
-I have blocked a few accounts for anti-Semitism today and will for any examples I see, with no intent to ever unban.
-Ask me anything right here, y'all are anon to me as is.
October 8, 2023 at 8:35 PM
There are sometimes rumours that I am a good person. There may even be rumours about the last few days.
These are lies, I am an imbecile, coward and foremost a true goblin.
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(Whispers)gobin life
October 7, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Serious post, if there are any indoor growers in Toronto who have any sort of growth medium pests (eg fungus gnats, thrips, anything that spends at least part of its life cycle in the ground) I have some spare stratiolaelaps scimitus I can give for free. Can only store them a day or two.
October 5, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Why didn't anyone tell me it's fat bear week? IT'S MY WEEK! ALL PRAISE AND HIT ON ME!!!!
October 4, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Dinner tonight is basically a goblin crime. Of course the favourite thing we goblins do is commit goblin crimes.
It involves things that shouldn't be wrapped in a tortilla being wrapped in a tortilla such that the combination insults the very idea of burritos.
GOBLIN LIFE!!!
October 4, 2023 at 9:09 PM
October 4, 2023 at 8:05 PM
Form follows function in this deadly & clearly very twisted marijuana plant. Don't be fooled by the "toke-heads" and their lies they spew around mouthfuls of California Cheeseburger, they are being compelled by the devils brussel sprout to recruit more souls for hell!
Pot; it puts YOU in the fire!
October 4, 2023 at 5:27 PM
October 4, 2023 at 3:42 PM
Got back into job searching and applications last week. I have not applied to a single cannabis job. The industry is built to market garbage to gullible customers and that's it. No one inside the industry actually cares about science. Hell, half are convoy losers.
EVERY other pasture is greener.
October 4, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Two very bad picture from today. I think they are all crap and at best regrettable from today though, so, yay.
October 4, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Well I have some video on the phone of salmon jumping up a water step structure but no video here, so I'll throw you folk a bone instead.
October 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Back at my place (it's not really a home, it's just where I live) and hoping to pass out soon.
Things calmed down, perspective was found and it was safe for me to go.
Received a compliment I am not worthy of, that was if I was this friend's commanding officer he would never hesitate to follow me.
October 3, 2023 at 5:42 AM
So, things are a bit, umm, stressed tonight, but I am pretty sure I will be able to still get out tomorrow and see the salmon run up on the Humber river. Will be taking my camera, and those photos will go to flickr but will have something to share I hope.
In the mean time, stressful where I am now.
October 3, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Think cannnabis is harmless? THINK AGAIN SINNER!
Teenager gets toked out and in his stupor wears garments made of mixed fibres, A SIN ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE! Is it worth the brief psychosis and preapism effect the reefer heads "drop out" for? SATAN SAYS YEAH!!!
October 2, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Just a little quiet moment in a garden for everyone who feels there's been too much shouting lately.
October 2, 2023 at 5:13 PM
It seems my timeline has decided I am German? I don't know how to take that.
October 2, 2023 at 12:50 PM
I was recently accused of being too cowardly to ever admit a mistake. So, I regularly admit my mistakes, even if no one would know them just to point out what a shitbag the accuser is.
I forgot to check my light timer so in veg the plants got 24/7 light and bloom started a day late.
October 1, 2023 at 7:47 PM
This was my favourite album to come down off of a fistful of various hallucinogens.
Your milage will vary.
youtu.be/C08hpqQGM_I?...
Refusal of Leave to Land
Provided to YouTube by BWSCD IncRefusal of Leave to Land · CoilCoil Presents Black Light District: A Thousand Lights in a Darkened Room℗ 2023 Dais RecordsRel...
youtu.be
October 1, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I got that feeling like everyone who could ever truly relate to me has died and I will never be close to anyone again for the rest of my life. Not a fun feeling.
To counter, giving myself a nature prescription and am going to watch the salmon run in the next few days at Humber river.
October 1, 2023 at 12:03 AM
So I posted this yesterday and for something I post it got a lot of love. At a guess I would say everyone who liked it has or is presently experiencing extreme loneliness. We're all silently begging for a connection, none of us really know how to make a meaningful connection though.
I need friends that actually come over and help me get through the stupid amounts of cannabis I end up with sometimes because THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!!!
No idea why I yelled that, but here we are.
September 29, 2023 at 9:10 PM
I need friends that actually come over and help me get through the stupid amounts of cannabis I end up with sometimes because THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR!!!
No idea why I yelled that, but here we are.
September 28, 2023 at 9:55 PM
*Gives a goblin greeting*
September 28, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Job application process for mystery job continues. Confirmed I still wanted to continue the process, sent them my proof of degree and next step is an exam next month. Stressful, but I need work soon and this is a good job.
September 26, 2023 at 10:19 PM
This marijuana drugs grower has tried to tie down their plant to try and save their own life. Interpretive Dance Cabbage, as the addicts call it, can strike out at a hapless farmer and implant the seeds that eventually sprout, killing the farmer and starting the next generation. . .OF DEATH!
September 26, 2023 at 4:21 PM
In an animal study, 100% of reefer intoxicated armadillos giggled when one of them farted due to CANNABIS PSYCHOSIS!!!! also known as being "high". Further, one would always make an "armadildo" joke.
Reminder to the "weed heads"; the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed! (Just ask russia)
September 25, 2023 at 10:14 PM